Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. I like to write. Hence I spend my time thinking about writing, procrastinating about writing, and trying to write. Oh, and occasionally, I write something. Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Once upon a time there was me!! Wait there still is ...what a concept! Happily never after isn't right but niether is Happily Ever After, so, MWHAHAHAHAH!