♥ . x . X . x . M A D A M P U D D I F O O T . x . X . x . ♥
Greetings, Earthlings! I come in peace.
I am simply a day-dream prone, chocoholic alien from Planet Mars. I have been sent by my people to investigate the human obsession with a boy named 'Harry Potter.'
- Write romance fan fiction stories for this rather lovely website.
- Watch Harry Potter films using a very useful machine known as a DVD player.
- Irritate members of the human species by pretending to be an imbecile named Lord Voldemort.
- Mourn the tragic death of Severus Snape.
- And eat chocolate, of course.
I will see you soon, my Earthling friends. For now:
Hasta La Vista! (baby!)