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R.i.P Travis! u obsessed w me and its gonna suck to have to see HP 5 w.o u! i miss u so much! Hey Hey u u! Email me at lipsareforbitinghere@yahoo.com tlk to me Bcuz i love u. Ok bye! *DRACO+HERMIONE* After all, mortal enemies have the hottest sex. *RON+HERMIONE* cuz thats just adorable. *GINNY+HARRY* evn she-weasels and boy wonders deserve to be happy. **WARNING** Red headed boys make me horny!**
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were spotted leaving the Hog's Head saturday night. As they walked down the street Malfoy began a rant about Grangers ex best friend, Ginny Weasley. "Ginny Weasley is a firecrotch. And she has freckles coming out of her va jay jay." Malfoy said. Granger and Weasley had apparantly been on the outs since Ginevra began dating Grangers ex, Harry Potter. Granger laughed at his side as Malfoy continued, "she has the stinkiest sweatiest orange ***** anyone has ever seen..." and he went on to say some evn more crude things until the pair abruptly apparated away, Granger still in hysterics.
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