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Well, I'm a 15 year old Ohioan who has way too much time on her hands, and Obsessive Harry Potter disorder. I also like Lurlene McDaniel and am getting ready to read the Twilight series. Okay, the Buckeyes and Bengals RULE!! Also, as you can plainly tell from the avatar, I support organ and tissue donation, my grandfather is alive because of it. Hate smoking. That's never gonna change because i refuse to die from Emphysema, like so many of my ancestors.I can't stand drinking and driving, or drugs, period. I hate what happens when people do these things. My profile is long so please be patient and read. ;) I am the middle of five children, the oldest of which(brother) has three daughters with another little boy on the way.I'm a high school sophomore, though you don't get to know where. :P. I'm short (like5'2") normal weight, and an animal lover. I'm the weirdest one in my little group of friends. This is saying something, trust me. :) I like to read, write fanfiction(duh), get on the computer, listen to music, and sleep. Unfortunately, neither Sarah nor I recently have had much time to write... Sarah b/c of her majorly competitive show choir.. me because of all the advanced classes I am taking... stupid AP US history. :P ~Lauren
Yes, apologies.... seriously though, my choir is really busy. But Lauren has another account on fanfiction.net- miss sophie potter.... she doesn't update as much as she should, but who has the time? Anyway, I might be borrowing that account to write a songfic sometime soon. Anyone heard of Michael Bubleī? Well, we have homework to do and finals to study for...

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Help Bunny achieve World Domination by copying this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you've ever run up the 'down' escalator or vice versa, copy and paste this into our profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support Sirius/Remus 100 Percent, copy this into your profile!

If you thinkSnape is GOOD, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Jack Sparrow fan, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Paris Hilton, copy this into your profile.

If you are tired of Harry/Hermione shippers, copy this into your profile.

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Michael Jackson is a freak, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you support organ and tissue donation, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that people should stop being so hypocritical and get on with their live, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that people should stop saying Barack Obama is a terrorist because of his middle name, copy and paste this into your profile!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson

ĎIn case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)í from the profile of Fizzgig and Ragamuffin

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If youíre one of the 2 percent who hasnít, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you donít know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who arenít, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Natureís Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, MissyQuill, Miss Sophie Potter

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If youíre one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If youíve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-If you donít watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You havenít played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they donít have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. Youíd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now youíre laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

It is a mistake to think that you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." -Douglas Adams

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I werenít ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I canít do a wrong

I canít speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks arenít home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlieís bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

Iím so afraid now

Iím starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

Heís already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"Iím sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and donít pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!


Please pass it on.


"It's better to fail in originality, than to succed in imitation."- Herman Melville

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all do."- Hermione Granger

"I drank some magic potion, and now I'm sexy"- Donkey(Shrek2)Ain't got no grills

"When you're forced to stand alone, you realize what you have in you."- Uma Thurman

"Don't make me come down there!"- God(yeah, not a direct quote, but still really funny;)

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."- a tee shirt my freind had on

"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything"- Marlyn Monroe

"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."- Noah in 'The Notebook'

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not."-Kurt Coban

"Live.Laugh.Love."- A door hanger a Wal-Mart

"Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces"-Weird Al in "White and Nerdy"

"Spiderpig, Spiderpig. Does whatever a spiderpig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.Look out he's a spiderpig!"- Homer Simpson

"Even the best fall down sometimes."- Howie Day" Collide"

"Go Wildcats!"- Mayor of my Town

'you- complete- arse- Ronald- Weasely!' - Hermione Granger

(Hi! my name is Sarah. B. I am Lauren's alternate personality. I do not live in Ohio anymore... go Hoosiers! :) I also have OHPD and LOVE to read- constantly-I also read this series called twilight- its good. but HP is better. I play soccer and am in show choir. I am the bookish but still one of very weird ones in our little circle. I am 15, going on 16 and I am about 5'7" My fave author on fanfiction is Vindictus Viridian. I am now a sophomore! yeah!!
OMG- Sarah's so weird, but i love her anywayz!!! The weirdest would have to be Sarah T., she's short, blonde haired and blue eyed. We call her the nazi because she's in
German Club. : ).Not that we have anything against German club people... just to tease her. :)

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