Penname: Identically Opposite [Contact]
Real name: Wouldn\\\'t you like to know!
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"Is it on?"
"It's on, can't you see the red light blinking?!? GO!"
"Okay...I'm-"
"NO! Let me start! I'm-"
"Shut-up! I go first. I'm Squeaky,"
"And I'm OT, or Obsessed Teen."
"Yeah, and due to the fact that, since computer access was granted, we were taught that there are LOTS of creeps on the internet that would like to stalk and harm and/or kill us, we will NOT be using our real names and/or where we live... Sorry!"
"Yes, and, since our parents think we should share EVERYTHING, we will be sharing this...... um........ thing?"
"Log in OT ....... Log in......."
"Yeah, log in, that's what I said!"
"GOD! Help me...."
"Are you making fun of me on the world wide WEB?!?!"
"No....I wasn't......."
"Oh, okay!"
"Gullible..."
"What?"
"Nothing, nothing.....ANYWAY, if you havent already figured it out, we're twins-"
"Yeah! We're twins, BUT we're 'opposite'"
"Thanks for pointing out the obvious!"
"Sorrrrry! And, just so you know... we're girls."
"OMG! If you thought we were boys.... OMG!"
"And SQUEAKY here is a vegitarian and into yoga. SHe is all fung shui-y and iner peace like, and it drives me crazy."
"And OT is a ditz, a moron, a dolt, or, in other words, a blonde."
"Hey!"
"It's true...she also plays the guitar and LOVES Tom Felton, the ugliest boy in the world..."
"Well you like Rupert Grint!"
"So? He's hot!"
"Ew! Whatever!"
"Not whatever...HOT!"
"He has NOTHING compared to Tom!"
"Yeah he does!"
"Oh yeah? What?"
"Good looks!"
"Why I outa..."
"Hey! This is a G-Rated profile miss potty-mouth!"
"Oh yeah...I forgot..."
"Moving on...And remember, when e-mailing us that you should put that subject is fan fiction and who it's to, Squeaky or OT, or we won't open it for fear of getting a computer virus!"
"Man! We sound mental!"
"Can it! But the 'who it's to' thing is just so we won't read each other's mail. If it's for both of us just put both of our names. Is there anything else you wanna say?"
"Nope, you?"
"Nope, I think that's okay...for now..."
"Cool! Lets go get JELLO!"
"Um...okay...BYE!"
"What kind of Jello do you want?"
"Cherry!"
"Okay...it's right...wait. Did you remeber to turn the camera off?"
"What camera?"
"Moron..."
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