Summary: There's a new teacher this year at Hogwarts. But she's not DADA professor. Meet Professor Nezerah Yeardley, assistant Care of Magical Creatures teacher.
Severus Snape reunites with an old *ahem* "friend" this year, while Nezerah resumes her "friendly" torture of the Potion's Master.
Rated PG-13 for swearing and sexual content. (This is here because I don't know what those abbreviations mean! I'm pretty dumb...)