Penname: Beware of Penguins [Contact]
Real name: Kameron
Member Since: 02/14/05
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Penguins are Scary
I think they're planning to take over the world
It's not like they do anything else
They just sit around all day plotting to overthrow our society.

I'm a teenage guy from Louisville, Kentucky (in the US). I like bacon. I'm curiously addicted to Monty Python (I always expect the Spanish Inquisition). My favorite tv show is CSI. I lack the ability to watch the movie March of the Penguins (I start to Hyperventalate). I also have a sick love of parenthesis (YAY parenthesis). My favorite movie is Kill Bill Vol. 1. I like to sleep alot. I happen to be bad at most things. Oh well, I like to think I kick ass at life.
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