First of all, I am a guy. I love the trumpet, writing is new to me, but it is just flowing out of me in an unstoppable stream. I am a junior in high school. I don't like capitals at the beginning of sentences. I just ignore them completely, then fix them with spell check. Word does it automatically for me. I love word, when ever it isn't being evil. I also love Stephen Colbert, in a totally straight way. I am in NHS, and I am proud of it, I am kind of a slacker, so I find it amazing. Everyone is amazed at my C in AP US history. I barely scrape it up. I always get good grades in English when I try. That is the way with everything.

I am a member of the Colbert nation. I have followed every single episode of the Colbert report since right after I returned from band camp. every one disses band camp because of American pie, but it isn't that bad. It is pretty fun, and bad like American pie says, but not to the degree American pie states.

These are owned by Stephen Colbert.

On Notice
* James Brady
* Jane Fonda (Fantasies)
* Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
* The Weather Channel
* Grizzly Bears
* The British Empire
* Journal of Paleolimnology
* Michael Adams
* Todd Rundgren
* Barbara Streisand
* Israeli Newspapers


Dead to Me
* New York Intellectuals
* Men with Beards
* California's 50th District
* Heather Clark
* Bowtie Pasta
* Owls
* CNN en Espanol
* Screw-Cap Wines
* Cast of Friends
* toronto raptors

Fantasies
* Weekend with Dr. House
* Duet with Justin Timberlake
* Astronaut License
* OPEN!
* Colmes in Gitmo
* Attend Hogwarts
* Golf with Nixon
* Hunt Man
* Wrestle Manilow
* Leather Pants
* Try Appletini
* Baby Carrots