Penname: d3pr3ss3dNhappy [Contact]
Real name: Marie
Member Since: 01/18/05
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About me: Um, nothing much to say, I'm your typical 16-year old brunette from the States. My name is Marie...I like to write, vaguely depressed... There's really not much to say about that. Though if you would be kind enough to review my stories I would appreciate it greatly. I am also a proud member of both Gryffindor and SPEW on the beta forums. Oh and I do some beta-ing too. If you want to contact me, just click the handy little link thing that says Contact and I'll get it, eventually...

Oh! And I do post my stories on other sites. I have the same name on fanfiction.net, but that account has been rather abandoned because I don't get any reviews. And on HPFF I have the account under the name Avada Kedavra.
Story Updates


A Muggle in Hogwarts:Chapter 11 submitted (finally!) it's quite short, a little over 1,000 words. Sorry, but adding more scenes to that chapter felt wrong. I'm 1,000 words into Chapter 12 (The Aftermath) and that will be submitted after Chapter 11.

Les Malefices D'esprit: Chapter 5 got accepted, working out the basics on Chapter 6...

I'm truly sorry to the readers of my chapter fics. I finally did do an update, but was it in one of those? No, it was some one-shot about Umbridge. *Headdesk* I'm sort of in a writer's block and I greatly apologize, plus I'm under some minor stress to find a job (me and my excuses) AND I have summer biology to take (so I can take AP Bio next year), not to mention practising for my driver's liscense (ah, to be 16) so I am somewhat weighed down. I hope you can bear with me, and the fact that these fics may not be updated for another month...
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Stories by d3pr3ss3dNhappy

Summary: Dolores Jane Umbridge. Nasty Professor Umbridge. Angered students, was attacked by centaurs. This brief one-shot offers an insight into her life and her last days at Hogwarts via her point of view.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1944 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/16/05 Updated: 06/16/05


Les Malefices d'Esprits by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary: For the third time in three nights, Malfoy has awoken from disturbing nightmares. In order to rid himself of these plaguing dreams, he summons what he believes to be an ancestor. Unfortunately for him, it's not.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 14234 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/10/05 Updated: 06/11/05


Summary: Merona Knowles, your ordinary graduate from Hogwarts. During the day she's a janitor for the Ministry of Magic. At night, she's a spy for the Order of the Phoenix. One night Merona is caught with some crucial information, she is submitted through all sorts of torture. Some mental abuse. Last chapter has been submitted. Contains surprise twist...

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse

Word count: 14473 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/09/05 Updated: 05/22/05


Ode of the Knight Bus by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: A typical ride on the Knight, as sung to some unfortunate passenger by none other than Stan Shunpike. Free style.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 342 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/19/05 Updated: 05/19/05


Summary: Attention! You have on your screen an interpretation of the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. But this has absolutely nothing to do with princes and blood. No, this is simply my way of getting Harry to work through his grief of Sirius. Sick of brooding over Sirius, Harry ends up accompanying the Dursleys on a visit to Dudley’s psychiatrist. The results are similar to what you would see in the nuthouse.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 6271 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/05 Updated: 05/09/05


The Founding of Hogwarts by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 161]

Summary: During their third year at Hogwarts, Harry plays with Hermione's time turner and accidentally brings him, Hermione and Ron back to when Hogwarts was founded. The newly founded Hogwarts is even more confusing than present day Hogwarts. Includes some very intense betting and a highly competitive eating contest.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 19213 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/03/05 Updated: 04/25/05


The Best Fanfic Ever! by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 40]

Summary: Meet Jazz, a budding fanfiction writer. Now meet Leah, her ex-best friend who believes she has written the best fanfic ever! Has she? Well, you'll have to read to find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2872 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/28/05 Updated: 03/28/05


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