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Name: Michal

Age: will be 16 September 22nd!

Height: 5'2 and 3/4"

Likes: Harry Potter (obviously), The Lord of the Rings and all that other good fantasy stuff, writing fics about my fave ships, rock music, my guitar, The Phantom of the Opera, running, God/Jesus, CHEESE, procrastinating, and of course my friends and family.

Dislikes: Bring It On (come on, a movie about cheerleading? I can get to sleep on my own, thank you), spinach and artichokes, Satan, posers, and liars.

King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.

Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Brother Maynard: Amen.

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I love that movie.

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