Penname: thethirdman [Contact]
Real name: Elyse Schuler
Member Since: 01/05/05
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I grew up near Chicago and am currently living in Sioux City IA.

I'm a college student and into acting, TV/Video production, imrpov and stand-up. I hope to be famous enough to never have to hold down a 9-5 job. We'll see how that works.
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Stories by thethirdman

Summary: A satire/crossover of Tom Riddle's story and 1950s Teen Agnst movies like Rebel Without a Cause and I was a Teenage Werewolf. Seventh-year Tom tries to deal with bullies and rejection while slipping deaper into resentment and despair. This could be cross-classifies as Dark/Angsty as it's less funny "haha!" and more funny "huh?"

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2325 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
01/18/05 Updated: 03/06/05

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