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Thumbtacks and coffee and angsty delusions
Storm clouds and swingsets in comic bemusement
human marionettes held up with string
these are a few of my favorite things...

Some of your basic facts:

I am fanciably insane and terrifying.

If instructed to do something, I will usually make it mind-bogglingly bizzare. For example, once I decided to draw an airplane. The end result was a sky-fish with angel wings eating a rainbow, with little people looking out of circular window...

I ship Harry/Draco ... for now.

My current addictions: The Dresden Dolls, Two Ton Boa, stripey socks and caffeine

My favorite Harry Potter character? Luna, of course.

I despise die-hard conservatives, alarm clocks, rap music, dubya, diet coke and the evil alabama sun.

I love thunderstoms, charlie chaplin, creepy old buildings and outrageous performance art. My dream ambition is to be a completely chaotic singer/songwriter/freak who lives in a creepy old building, wears bowler hats regularly, and only comes out to scare passersby or dance in puddles on cobblestone streets during rainstorms... somewhere in London. Yeah. London sounds good.

I am terrified of sloths. And no one has convinced me that land sloths are extinct. 1500 is pretty recent, you know.
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