Penname: ExpectoHouseElf [Contact]
Real name: sharra
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oh i'm just a lonely fan trying to write and get my stuff posted...its called Harry Potter and the Misguided Truth my first ever and hopefully it will be put in The Tens! thats my hope anyways. i just hope it will be a smash..... and here is one more of my favorite little stories

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants; I come before you to stand behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. Early one morning one late night to death brothers got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other drew there swords and shot each other! A Deaf police man heard the noise went on over shot and killed those two dead boys!

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