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Real name: Lara
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I'm just a teenage girl living on Long Island, New York, waiting impatiently for JKR's 7th book.

i'm in gryffindor!

be sorted @

i'm in gryffindor!

[i'm dean thomas]

...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

*Totally Random Facts That You Don't Need To Know But Are Being Told Anyway*

-Oompa-lumpas will someday rule the world.
-Abercrombie and Fitch disgusts me.
-We all live in a yellow submarine.
-Homework is destructive to young minds.
-I feel charming, oh so charming. It's alarming how charming I feel.
-How dare the Mugglecasters say Gilmore Girls suck!! They didnít even watch a full episode... How Laura Malloy of them!!
-Speaking of Laura Malloy.... she sucks.
-Why the heck do all the superheroes wear underwear on the outside of their tights?
-I feel pretty, oh so pretty, that I hardly can believe I'm real.
-My shih-tzu dances exactly like Snoopy-EXACTLY-when she is fed cucumbers.
-No, really.
-Do you even know what a shih-tzu is?
-I didn't think so.
-George Bush is a murderer.
-Oompa-lumpas are actually the key element of the Rotfang conspiracy, and will make anyone over 4'2" thier slaves after they conquer the planet.
-I am, in fact, the country's only certified expert on wumbology.
-You probably don't know what that is, either.
-Unless you watch Spongebob.
-I'm not crazy.
-Okay, maybe just a little.
-But crazy in a good way.

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