Penname: Flobberworm93 [Contact]
Real name: The internet is full of sickos. Can someone tell me why I should be giving them my name again?
Member Since: 05/26/06
Website: dancingpeanuts.com
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I was born on a cold summer night in the middle of a soybean field. My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries. Tragically, my parents moved to Jamacia, forgetting that I was watching my one true love, Television, in my room. The IRS took my house and left me all alone on the streets. Then, a miracle happened. I met Mr. Dancing Peanut, a poor, orphaned peanut not unlike myself. He quickly became my best friend, and we looked out for each other. He taught me the one thing he knew: Polka. We toured Lichtenstien dancing for the happy people. It was my dream come true. Mr. Dancing Peanut and I got married, and we live in a large house in Ghana made of rainbows, cupcakes, and almond butter. We opened a dance clinic in New Zealand. If you would like to take polka lessons from the experts, visit www.dancingpeanuts.com for more information.



P.S. Wasn't that the awesomest bio you've ever read? And the best part is, it's all true! Um . . . yeah! I swear it is!

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If hearing the word "popular" makes you burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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Prey by Flobberworm93
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: A sonnet written by a teenage Snape, expressing his feelings toward Lily.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 115 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/12/08 Updated: 05/20/08


Sonnets for Voldemort by Flobberworm93
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 50]

Summary: A collection of sonnets that would be very, very fun to read to Voldy, that is, if you don't mind the getting killed part. If you don't know, a sonnet is a short fourteen-line poem that takes less than thirty seconds to read. I know. I timed myself. It's great for people with short attention spans. If you have a really short attention span, read a haiku.





Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 668 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
06/08/06 Updated: 01/07/08


Summary: Oops, forgot my name and house. I'm Flobberworm93 of Hufflepuff.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 104 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/03/07 Updated: 10/17/07


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