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Artimus P. Moneytrouser - son to Atticus Q. Moneytrouser founder of Moneytrouser Incorporated (the prestigeous company that attacks goths through clothing) lived an easy life abusing his slaves and women wenches till the age of 60 when he realized he wanted to be imortalized in history, so he hired J.B. Rowling to write a series of exciting teen novels to shake the worlds foundation and possibly scare it through literature! Having hired J.B., his pirated novels became a sucess and he took all credit from J.B. throwing her out onto the streets to be eaten away by the badgerous carnivog (a cross between a badger and hog, the animal that inspired the less popular Gruggly Crunch house in the Harry Potter series) Artimus plans on filing lawsuits on J.K. Rowling for stealing the ideas he stole from J.B. He plans on dying at the age of 54 because anyone past that age becomes obsessed with cats.

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Harry Potter and the Era of Darkness by Artimus Moneytrouser

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 9 Reviews
Summary: This story occurs many years after Harry has graduated from Hogwarts, and his daughter arrives for her first year. Needless to say, things don't go as well for her as they did for her dad.

What Really Happened Down in the Chamber by Artimus Moneytrouser

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 15 Reviews
Summary: Yet again, a revealing look inside the true story of what went on in your beloved Harry Potter books.

What Really Happened in the Third-Floor Corridor by Artimus Moneytrouser

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 18 Reviews
Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.