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Hello everyone! I'm Marjahn(duh)!
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Dumbledore: Hello miss, I am going to give you an award tonight.
Marjahn: For what?
Dumbledore:You ask too many questions. Just be at the award ceremony at 7 o'clock sharp! Good day!
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Wow, an award! Before I do that let tell you a little more about me.

I am from the Bahamas.

I'm a girl! (Just so you know.)

I'm 12 years old. (Betcha you didn't know that *wink*)

My Best friend and I are HP freaks! (Hi Rese! *waves*)

My favorite colors are green, black and red.

My favorite characters are Hermoine, Ron, Harry, Dumbledore(*cry*), Hagrid, Remus, Sirius(*cry*),Fred and George (FOREVER!), Ginny, all the other Weasleys(except Percy!) and Professor Mcgonagall.

The character I can relate to is Hermione. Yeah, I'm a bookworm.

My favorite ships (or should I say the best ships) are Ron/Hermione (honestly I'm a HUGE r/hr shipper), Lily/James, and Harry/Ginny.

DOWN WITH (Obvisiously these are my least favorite or the worst/sickest ships) Draco/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, Draco/Ginny and all the slashes! (Sorry guys who like those relationships I hate, but it's just not right. I hope I am not offending you...much *devilish grin*)

I love stories with the marauders(spelling?)! They rock! Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail(?, depending *shrug*) forever!

Stories about the past and future rock! You kind of get tired of book 7 fics. (Sorry book 7 writers.)

YAY FUNNY STORIES! GO (clean) HUMOR!

J.K is my idol! Why, you ask? (Of course you'd never ask 'why?' but bear with me.) Because she's a bloody genius! ("Well, duh!" You're thinking.)

I have to get ready for my award! YAY!
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*Marjahn puts on earrings*
*POP* Marjahn: Huh? *turns around*
Dumbledore: Why'd you have tell them all that?
Marjahn: Where'd you come from?
Dumbledore: Never mind that. You just won't be able to receive the award.
Marjahn: My award? *starts to cry*
Dumbledore: Yes, the award you were going to get but we are going to give to it Snape instead.
Marjahn: Why?
Dumbledore: Because you don't like him and he's the villian here. Cherrio! *Dumbledore leaves*
Marjahn: MUST KILL SNAPE!
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Well as you can see here, I'm busy. *gets a few weapons out* I have to go reclaim my award. Goodbye.

 Want to Get Sorted?

I'm a Gryffindor!
A Gryffindor without an award. *sobs*
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