I'm a sculptor who writes sometimes.
6th-7th Years • 17 Reviews
A discourse on sexual differences between the houses - as propounded by one Severus Snape. Will not amuse Dunderheads, naturally.
6th-7th Years • 23 Reviews
Oh how can I lure you to Read and Review?
When this was first penned all its clichés were new.
There’s angst laced with humour and tender enchantment,
The grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement.
And who could object to Snape’s wholesale redemption,
Or thoughts about sex – sufficient temptation?
PRACTICALLY THE OLDEST SNAPE-HERMIONE ON THE NET.
1st-2nd Years • 17 Reviews
Who really writes the Sorting Songs? A literary history of magical song-writing with not one but two
authentic examples from recent decades. They rhyme and they scan.
1st-2nd Years • 57 Reviews
This tale of the teacher whom everyone loathes,
Accounts for his anger and elegant clothes.
It dripped through my mind when, too scantily cloaked,
I got caught in a rainstorm and throughly soaked.
WARNING: Despite the glints of humour, you will need a handkerchief.