You don't know me, and I don't know you. I would prefer it to stay that way. I will, however, tell you some things about my life, only so you will better understand my writing. If you're that deep. I shan't tell you my real name, but my friends call me El Paco. You may call me that as well, though I haven't met you and hardly consider you a friend.
I live on the corner of Mulberry and Peake, in a town you've hopefully never heard of. I am (x+(2+9))*((6/3)*5)=240. Let's face it, you don't want to know how old I am, and surely you're too lazy to do the math, although I spent a long minute of my life making up that equation, but sometimes you have to do those types of things.
I can tell you right now that I'm weird. I do math for fun, for example. I love to read, and I often read the same book for than four times in a row (forteen is my record, but I am not bragging). I have often been likened to Ginny Weasley, both in looks and smarts, although I may or may not be a girl.
I haven't submitted a fanfic yet, but I am working on a RL/OC story you might enjoy.
I do not ask for much. Just that you read my stories and are damned appreciative! You don't have to write reviews; I write for me and not for people to criticize my work without knowing me, or how I'll take it. I do have a very short temper, at the best of times. I really love all my stories, and I hope you will too. Thank you all, thank you Mugglenet, and thank you J.K. Rowling, for giving me so much joy over the past five years.
Sincerely,
EL PACO
P.S.- If you must know one thing, know this. I have NEVER plaugerized anyone in my entire life. Sure, some of my ideas may be similar to those in other stories, but all of my ideas are MINE, and J.K. Rowling's of course. I will be sure to give other authors credit if I use their ideas, and even then I will be sure to ask them first.
-E.P.