Penname: Lena Black [Contact]
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HELLO HELLO HELLO! Lena Black here!

I am quite an odd(and hyper) person, according to my friends and my English teacher(great teacher...) I am just this huge ball of energy thats like a person thats just had a million Orange sodas all the time (I do love Orange sodas thoroughly.)

I enjoy a few things actually: animals (favorite animal is an owl. go Pig!!) sports (takes up a lot of my time) reading (people think im a wee bit like a nerd, though i dont see why...) writing (kind of obvious, since I'm on this site), lame jokes (my band teacher rocks at them) my dork club members (my friend made up the club for fun, the members are awesome) making people think your a lunatic (its funny when you see their faces) and making people think you snort when you laugh when you actually don't.

Favorite characters: George (and the Weasleys in general) Neville, Luna, DRACO MALFOY, Tonks, Lupin, James, SIRIUS love him so...(and the Blacks in general and their branches.) and....Voldemort/poo

Favorite ships: LIke all the normal ones, though I put Neville and Luna together, and I honestly think that I should be with George. (Go away Angelina..)

Favorite HP books: Prisoner of Azkaban, and Half-Blood Prince.

Favorite non-Potter books: Percy Jackson, Pendragon, Warriors, and Dr Suess books.

Favorite non-Potter movies: Grease, The Sound of Music, Sense and Sensibility, and all the Disney movies and other movies.

Favorite music: The Beatles, Michael Jackson, songs from film soundtracks, Grease music, cheesy songs that i make up (I love singing what I'm doing)

Favorite reality TV shows: Biggest Loser, Dancing with the Stars, and.....American Idol.

I have not yet posted any fan fictions, but i plan to. I am still planning the series. I mainly entered this site to review fics that i really like. If your looking for something to read then i suggest you go down to my favorites and see if you like some of those.

Here is a lame joke (answer is at bottom of profile) Whats long, yellow, and fruity?

HERE ARE SOME PROFILE-POSTER-THINGY-MAJIGGYS:

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Lena Black.

Like i care about being popular, it doesn't even matter what people think about you. A lot of people think I'm weird and random and I'm perfectly happy with my life.

And in closing, I say my name one last time,
Lena Black..

The answer to the joke is: and apple in disguise. Most of you would have probably said a banana, but for those of you who got it, I say thank you. And if your saying thank you to me, i say: your welcome.

Good-Bye.
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