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I come from the planet Juhysfalokunomell and own a pet Rodraxonaforgon and a Xiden named Aziza (actually, my cousin owns Aziza).

Me and my best friend are pancakes (FLAT pancakes). She is deaf and has short-term memory loss and is nice but not as stubborn as I thought she would be so I'm kinda like her official lawyer (that's what she says anyway).

I hate math and believe that all of the teachers in the world are E.V.I.L. (Exact Veruca-salt-like Imbecilic Leeches which will suck the life and energy out of you by making you do H.W. for 2,783,562,387,468,764.872364 hours a day for the rest of your life except for those two monthes in the summer when you have no school!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gasp*).

Humans are REALLY weird and my favorite colors are gold, silver, green and blue. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention. I like willuhs. Especially apple willuhs and puhablo willuhs and borg willuhs and I'll stop there. My life's goal is to discover the importance of hair scrunchies and coffee in the daily lives of cows, rabbits and especially pencils. This is such because pencils are probably one of the most amazing creatures on this planet and to whom we should give our never ending shoes and vacuum cleaners *whipes away imaginary tear and takes a bite out of a large rock*.

I think that's about it. Okay, so its not. But I DON'T CARE! SO SHUT UP!!! Thank you for taking your time and patience to read this bit of nonsense. :D (Plus, I didn't think I should mention it but... I LOVE THE HP SERIES! THANKS JKR!!!!! I didn't think to mention this before because I wouldn't even be on this site if I didn't love HP :D)
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