Penname: Humpetydoodle [Contact]
Real name: Bob (Not)
Member Since: 07/27/08
Website: uhhh...just a lame school one...
Status: Member
HI I am the most random randomess person, you will ever come to meet...well not meet, coz you'll never really meet me, will you. You'll just read my stories, i mean you'd better, or else!!! Or else i will come into your house and fill it with banana milk and sprinkles! And i will leave pencil shaving under your bed covers! AND I WILL EAT ALL YOUR CHEESE!!! *GASP* What will you do then!? NO CHEESE. You might as well commit suicide! Nobody in there right mind could live without cheese. OH yeah, did I tell you that I like cheese? Well if not, I like cheese.
I'm sorry. I am just so bored, and have nothing better to do than sit and write a Bio. Well actually, I do have better things to do! Like clean my room, or wash the dishes, or other things i cant be bothered to think of.

RIIIIIGHT... about me and my past author experiences...

Well, I haven't published any books before, but thats because I'm quite young. I've written loads of stories, but most of them have been quite immature and stupid. My best friend (and sometimes co-author) is Raffles. She is an amazing author and friend. I'm not very good at poems, better at stories. The only problem is, is that I get great ideas and start writing a story, but I can never think up a plot! *sigh* sooooo annoying. Most of my ideas come from things that I draw or act out with my sisters playmobil (ya know, those little people with the semi-circle hands) I'm not half bad at drawing, and I have a livid imagination.

Some facts about moi! :
Fav colour: Light orange
Fav animal: Tiger/cheetah
Fav sport: gymnastics
Fav drink: Pink dolphin
Past pets:
Cats: Rositaconchesmartinesconswelo, TJ, Lulu, Chango
Dogs: Baily (golden retriever)
Rodents: Pepper (dwarf hamster) ^^

The two stories I have written so far (for mugglenet) are:
'The cookie Jar rap"
"The Ultimate Showdown"
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