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~This adorable banner was made by my dear friend Sekhmet!

Hear ye! Hear ye!

This is your conscience talking. Also your sense of humour, your sense of pride, and your intuition, and we all say you should read The Harry Potter Literary Storm!

*M_O_M enters*
Me? Have anything to do with your conscience, sense of humour, sense of pride and intuition telling you to read the humour story I’m proudest of? I don’t know what you’re talking about. But, you know, they are pretty important aspects of you, so for the sake of them, I’d say why not try it? After all, if your conscience, sense of humour, sense of pride and intuition abandon you in protest of you not reading Happy’s story, it’ll be far worse than (almost) anything that could happen as a result of you reading it. Right?

Right?

Anyway, my name’s Georgia, I’ve recently fallen in love with the Prewett family, I have a long term humour story which you may have noticed I’m attempting to promote–

I mean, which your conscience, sense of humour, sense of pride and intuition think you should read, of course-

And I like to hide behind supposedly witty remarks and a bent sense of logic.

To avoid digging myself into a deeper hole, I’d like to dive in and tell you about my stories.

Prewett'd: Wedding Tears, Funeral Tears

This is my entry to the third run of the Gauntlet. It's from Gideon's perspective (thus the 'Prewett'd' bit), and is the darkest piece of writing I think I've ever put together. I'm really, really proud of this story, and really hope people read it - although it was for the Gauntlet, this is now a part of the lifetime of (my version of) the Prewetts.

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The Harry Potter Literary Storm
It’s an ongoing humour fiction starring an OC called Happy O’Brien, who, in this alternate universe, is responsible for the creation of Harry Potter. He and his assistant Jackie van de Geissen and crack team of anonymous authors have put together the Harry Potter books in a very different way to what you’re used to.
The rumours are true, the first drafts are too, and this story had been nominated thrice for best humour fiction.

THAT’S RIGHT, NOMINATED THRICE FOR BEST HUMOUR FICTION; can you believe it? *Will never get over the flattery*

and the lovely Schmergo put in nomination for best OC too, with Happy.
*Pats Happy on the head*

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Chapter Four, Part Two promotional banner:
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Chapter Six promotional banner:
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Chapter Seven, Part Two and Three promotional banner:
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Jackie and Barry side-kicks banner (Barry's a dude from my Dean's Corner series of artpad movies)
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Prewett’d : Gucky and the Fork Tree
It’s a one shot of pretty good length, about Gideon, Fabian and Molly as children, submitted for the One Shot Challenge: Muggle Artifacts. It’s the first story I’ve written about the Prewetts, and certainly not the last.

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… And he Turned Around Snobbily and Walked Away
Another one-shot, inspired by the quote from Prisoner of Azkaban, when Snape accuses James of strutting. Good for a grin or two, or so I’ve been told.

Ginny's Midnight Drama
One-shot; basically a gag in story form. It was my first submitted story, and will always be special. Good, special ficlet. *Pats*

The Letter-Opener
Definitely more serious, and certainly not a humour story. But it came third in the One-Shot Challenge: Borgin and Burke's. Just thought you should know.
NOTE: INCLUDES CHARACTERISATION OF YOUNG VOLDEMORT
Well, it’s a big thing for me. I find Tom Riddle difficult to write, at any age.

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~Thank you to joanna!

The Acromantula and its Ability to Consume the Most Repulsive Beasts on This Earth
This is a fun story about Draco Malfoy being cocky ^^

Nothing for Chrismas
Chaptered, and complete. It's light and fluffy and about the Weasleys. I like it more now, because it mentions Gideon and Fabian Prewett, and even Morticia, an OC of mine.
Oh, and that was nominated (by the fantastically wonderful HermyRox12) for the Quicksilver Quills best General Fiction award.

T'was but a Puddle
It's a poem, and I think it's fun. ^^
And this was nominated for Best Poem. Thank you, HermyRox12!

COMING SOON
 The last part of chapter seven of The Harry Potter Literary Storm. The very last. Eep!

 A ballad about a gnome called Gary the Green

 And most likely, plenty more Prewetty stuff.

Somehow, I doubt anyone will read this. Ever. But if you did, well done, congratulations, thank you, and I’m sure you’ll enjoy my stories a lot more. So please, scroll down a bit and read about them all over again. Maybe even read the things themselves! *Noting pointlessness of having just written all of this*

Anyway, a nice day to all, and to all a nice day!
~MOM
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Stories by Mind_Over_Matter

Summary:

‘Twas in a small town (a Gnome Town that is),

On an oddly cool, dark morn in June.

Today, gnomes fell upwards (instead of down, see),

And the day was lit up by the moon.




As a species, gnomes are pretty much unappreciated, considered nothing but little pests who closely resemble root vegetables.

One gnome, however, proves that his kind are more than this, as he sets out and conquers the world beyond his villiage.



This is an entry for the Ballad Challenge in Poetry Anyone. I am Mind_Over_Matter of Ravenclaw.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1863 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/13/07 Updated: 01/16/07


Summary: The Harry Potter Literary Storm has caused quite the sensation around the world, JK Rowling’s magnificent series of books touching the hearts of people of all ages. But what if Harry Potter was never written by JK Rowling in the first place? What if another genius was behind it?

Many thanks to the fantastic people who nominated this story for the Quicksilver Quills: Best Humour Fiction award. I'm truly flattered.

Chapter Seven, Part Five is now up - yes, that is the final chapter!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 37366 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/10/06 Updated: 01/05/07


Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


The Head-in-Sand Parade by Mind_Over_Matter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: "In books, you see it, in war and in crusade,
Just to protect our calm, we hold: the Head-in-Sand Parade."


This came third in the December Poetry challenge! *Dance*.

It isn't exactly a 'warning', but this poem does carry some political undertones.


Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 576 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/06 Updated: 12/12/06


Summary: Young, blind love. It’s beautiful, isn’t it?

This was a submission to the Winter Tales challenge, ‘A Christmas Carol: Parody’ on the forums, parody'ing the carol, 'We Three Kings'.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 290 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Summary:

December 3rd, 1980

It is a dark day for Gideon Prewett.
His fiancé has died at the hands of Voldemort’s followers. His brother has been missing for two weeks. Now, numbness and desperation are beginning to get the better of him, and the line between Right and Wrong is fading.


This was a story of the Gauntlet, third run.


Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 18530 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/06 Updated: 11/18/06


Summary: August 12, 1956

Everything’s running as per usual in the Prewett household, until young Fabian finds something – or, perhaps, someone – who proves to be the instrument of change.
This WON the ‘One-Shot Challenge: Muggle Artifacts’ *Is so proud* I can't believe it!

Name: Mind_Over_Matter
House: Ravenclaw
Artifact: Aerosol Can (insecticide)

Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7197 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/22/06 Updated: 10/25/06


Summary: "Strutting around the place with his friends and admirers..." ~Professor Snape, PoA

There may be some reason behind Snape's words.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1471 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/06/06 Updated: 10/13/06


Nothing for Christmas by Mind_Over_Matter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 34]

Summary: Christmas is fast approaching, and Molly Weasley has never been busier. Ginny is two, Ron is three, the twins are five, Percy is seven, Charlie just turned eleven and Bill turned thirteen in November, so there is no wonder poor Molly has her hands full.

To top it all off, as Christmas approaches so does the gathering Molly and Arthur are to host on Christmas day: the first ever family reunion since the first war, which ended only a couple of years ago, for either the Prewetts or the Weasleys… This Christmas is going to take a miracle to get through...

AND hearty thanks to HermyRox12 for her QsQ nimination. The twins send a toast-by-owl from the Christmas party.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14534 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/20/06 Updated: 07/30/06


The Letter-Opener by Mind_Over_Matter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Diagon Alley, 11:28am, 1946

‘The Salesman turned it over in his fingers. It was so small, and appeared so very frail. But if, indeed, what the old wand maker said was true, its value knew no ends.’

Mr Ollivander Sr. has an item on his hands to sell a young Salesman of Borgin and Burke’s. It is small, yes, but even the tiniest of packages can be full of surprises, full of power, and even, sometimes, full of memories.

The locket… the cup… the snake… something of Gryffindor’s or Ravenclaw’s…



This placed third (*boogie*) in the One Shot Challenge – Borgin and Burke’s.

Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5527 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/22/06 Updated: 04/25/06


T'was but a Puddle by Mind_Over_Matter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary:

It was but a puddle, a muddy mud puddle,
But it’s now changed indeed.
To find out more, do look at my tale,
And please review after you read!


Twelve hundred square metres of thanks go to HermyRox12, who nominated this little ditty for Best Poem in the QsQ's. I'm all a'flutter!


Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 502 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/14/06 Updated: 04/16/06


Summary: Intelligent, attractive, witty and classy first year, Draco Malfoy, has found himself stuck with the task of writing an essay for an incompetent, and frankly stupid teacher, Professor Quirrel.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2860 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/24/06 Updated: 01/24/06


Ginny's Midnight Drama by Mind_Over_Matter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary:

Oh no! Ginny has found her in an emergency situation of dire need. Harry lies before her and Ron and Hermione are long gone. Whatever shall she do? Well, it looks like Ginny is feeling a bit Dramatic.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1137 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/05 Updated: 11/10/05


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