WARNING! RANDOMNESS! YOU WILL NOT LEAVE THIS PROFILE SANE!

Hi! My name is Lyra, (my Mom wanted something funky- gah!) I'm fifteen, blond and I live in good old Noo Yoik (apparently that's how I pronounce it, so meh).

I have a slight *coughs* obsession with Bellatrix and Voldemort. Whether they're OOC or IC, if they're the main character in a fic, I'll read it, except if it's Bellamort. The first one I read involved them on a beach, with Bellatrix running into Voldemort's arms and then they... you get the picture. I haven't been brave enough to try another one since (and the beta forums sorted me into Gryffindor)!

My other slight *coughs* obsession is fashion, but that's my Mom's fault. She's the editor for one of the most prestigious fashion magazines in the USA and the freebies got me hooked. *remembers first quilted Chanel purse*

Anywho, back to Harry Potter. I love Bellatrix, Voldemort and, if he's done tastefully, Rodolphus Lestrange.

I LOATHE Lupin (he's boring! I know he's a werewolf, but he doesn't DO anything!) and Molly Weasley (she killed Bella- need I say more?) but other than that, I love everyone else.

I'm a Beta, so feel free to request me. My username is the same on the forums.

I'm going to put my disclaimer here, because I'm far too lazy to put it on every story:

I AM NOT JK ROWLING

I know, life's unfair, isn't it?