Summary: Remus tries to make sense of a mission gone wrong by asking Sirius about it. Bad idea. Very, very bad idea.

Summary: Remus Lupin and Potions class have never been the best of friends. And then he brews something unusual... “It’s like some kind of liquid Imperius! You tell me to do something and I want to do it!” Sirius shouted.

Summary: No Defence Against the Dark Arts professor has ever lasted more than a year since Tom Riddle asked to be considered for the position. It has gotten the reputation for being cursed. Every new professor to the DADA post believes that he or she just might be the one to break the ‘unlucky streak’… Meet Cass Moriarty, sister to the ill-fated Marlene McKinnon—and the DADA professor for the 1983-1984 school year. This story was created for the Educational Decree challenge. I am DragonDi of Ravenclaw!

Summary: An unexpected mission has Sirius teasing Remus about his standards--which leads Remus to do something even more unexpected. (Contains sexual innuendo--but with a title like that, what else would you expect?)