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You can call me Sol or wickedshadow or any nickname you can come up with from the two.

NEEDED: I need a title for the story I'm co-writing. It has two OFC's and it takes place with Golden Trio and the Twins. if you have any ideas please message me. If I use your title credit will be given!

LOOK: Slinkey33 and I will be coming out with our cowritten story soon. I just have to finish the first chapter.

Favorites

Marauder: Remus J. Lupin aka Moony

Anime/Manga Character: Sesshoumaru

Number: 16

Season: Summer

Holiday: Halloween

Flower: orchid

Scent: August by Hollister Co. or Be Delicious by DKNY

Actor: Owen Wilson

Actress: Scarlett Johanson

Music Bands:The Pussycat Dolls, Fall Out Boy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, All American Rejects, Shakira, Rihanna, Daniel Powter, The Fray, Nick Lachey, Panic! At The Disco, Nelly Furtado, Kelly Clarkson, Brad Paisley, Good Charlotte, Michelle Branch, Fergie, Counting Crows, The Killers, James Blunt, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Dixie Chicks, Emenim, Mariah Carey, Norah Jones, Sarah McLachlan, Simple Plan, Weezer, Allison Krauss, Ashlee Simpson, The Beatles, Elton John, The Used, Alicia Keys, Five for Fighting, Sublime, Goo Goo Dolls, Elton John, Gwen Stefani, Life House, the Veronica's, Christina Aguilera, Avril Lavigne,

Movie: The Secret Garden,Love Actually, Forest Gump, If Only, The Notebook, Music From Another Room, A Walk To Remember, Bambi, Aladdin, Little Mermaid, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, A League of Their Own, Grease, Just Like Heaven, The DaVinci Code, Harry Potter I,II,III and IV, The Craft, Little Rascals, Finding Nemo, Emperor's New Grove, The Incrediables, The Lion King I & II, Grease, Clueless, Sleeping Beauty, and other disney movies. Pirates of the Caribbean I,II,and III, the Holiday, Disturbia, The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet (with Leo), My Girl, Wedding Singer, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, the Titanic, Moulin Rouge, Uptown Girls, Mean Girls, Mr and Mrs Smith, Scary Movie 3, The Ring

Insturment: violin i suppose since i play it

Color: Green

Animal: Fox

Sport: Horse Back Riding (i do dressage & i ride this mare named Amber) and Dancing (I do Ballet, Jazz, Tap, and Latin)

Show: The Hill's, Laguna Beach (when it was still on), America's Next Top Model, Family Guy, Dr. 90210, CSI; Las Vegas

Anime: Inuyasha or Fruits Basket

well thats all i really have to say about my favorite things oh and if your looking for a good author just look in my favorties!

Pairings i like:

James/Lily

Remus/Tonks

Sirius/OC

Remus/Me/My character i made up Alexandria/OC

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermoine

Harry/OC

Inuyasha/Kagome

Miroku/Sango

Sesshoumaru/OC

Pairings i hate:

James/OC

Remus/Lily

Sirius/Lily

Draco/Hermione

Harry/Hermione

Snape/Anyoen...he doesn't deserve anybody

Harry/Draco uh hello does the word Enemies mean anything to yoU?

Hermione/Blaise... is Blaise a girl or a boy?

Snape/any student... major age difference! EW

Inuyasha/Kikyo

Inuyasha/Sango (I haven't heard of it so far but i'm sure its out there)

Sesshoumaru/Kagome

Sesshoumaru/Sango (Where do these people get their ideas?)

Sesshoumaru/Rin (they so have a father daughter relationship)

Favorite Quotes:

BE NOTHIN BUT UR SELF-& maybe u'll be noticed
~Unknown

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

- Tom Clancy

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
- George Washington Carver (1864-1943)

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
- Walt Disney (1901-1966)

"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches."
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are."
- Gore Vidal (this quote reminded me of Naricissa)

"Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for kiss, and fifty cents for your soul."

- Marilyn Monroe

"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else."

- Judy Garland, to daughter Liza Minelli

"Everyone will hurt you sometime, you just have to figure out who's worth the pain."
- Unknown
Funny conversations between my friends and I
Ugly rays
-May
"Maria whats a primate?"-me
"I don't know cus you still haven't told me!"
"Who's John Hancock?"
-Maria


swimgurlema: i must go to watch tv if you find your self unable to cope please call the cellular devise thank you have a nice day
MangoTango016: you sound like a recording
(I'm MangoTango and my friend is swimgurlema)

"Maria can I pleeasse sit there? Cus you've been there for a long time now!" -me
"No. I'm to lazy to get up and move."-maria
"You're such a selfish little brat"-me maria gets offended look on her face
"Don't worry Maria, Lauren always calls people that when she can't get her way."-May
(I turn to look at mei, then laugh and shrug my shoulders) "True, true"
"Your ugly"-me
"Your mom is ugly"-may
"Your mom's face is ugly"-me
both start cracking up

'Woah, oh my god basses have E strings. I wish we had an E string...wait...'-my thoughts durning orchestra one time
I told my friend this and she started cracking up!

"Maria, get May"-me
maria gets may's attention and points at me then I do this imatation of our student teacher playing the bass
She like shakes her head violently every time she vabratos
(PS. this whole conversation was mouthing aka lip reading from across the room in Orchestra)
Ways to Annoy Inuyahsa
(I do not own this)

1.) Yell, "Sit boy!" over and over again.

2.) Shout, "Osuwari!" for a change of scenery.

3.) Dress up as Kikyo, and wait till he admits his love to you. Then shout, "You're on pick hidden camera show of choice!"

4.) Kill Kagome and make steak out of her remains, then feed it to Inu-Yasha. When he's finished, tell him your "secret ingredient.

5.) Call him a half-breed.

6.) Have him take an IQ test, and then show him the results!

7.) Go up to him and hug him saying, "Congratulations, Inu-Yasha! Kagome just told me the good news! So. When's the baby shower?"

8.) Then laugh when he faints.

9.)Ask him who he loves more, Kikyo or Kagome.

10.)Hide Tetsusaiga and then tell him you sold it to Sesshomaru.

11.) REALLLY sell the Tetsusaiga to Sesshomaru.

12.) Tell him that the director of Inu-Yasha is cutting him from the show and giving the lead role to his older half-brother, and that the show will now be called "Sesshomaru".

13.) Scratch his ears.

14.) Have Shippo stick lollipops in his hair.

15.) Ask him if he wants a doggy bone/biscuit.

16.) Instead of ramen, feed him dog kibble for dinner.

17.) Tell him that you set him up on a blind date with some guy called Naraku.

18.) Sneak up on him and scare him, giving him a bad case of the hiccups.

19.) Steal his clothes when he's in the hotspring, put them on, and leave only Kagome's schoolgirl outfit behind.

20.) Laugh your ass off when he comes storming back into the camp, wearing Kagome's clothes.

21.) Say he looks great in the skirt.

22.) But that the shirt just doesn't compliment his eyes.

23.) Tell him his "puppy-dog" ears are cute.

24.) Ask him to sniff out your lost puppy.

25.) Laugh in his face when Sesshomaru kicks his ass in a battle.

26.) Kick his ass when he beats Sesshomaru in a battle.

27.) Pierce his ears while he's sleeping.

28.) Laugh when he wakes up screaming in pain.

29.) Only give him big pink hoop earings to wear.

30.) Hot glue the earings to his ears when he tries to take the earings off.

31.) Laugh because now he's screaming in pain because you burned his ears with the hot glue gun.

32.) Tell him you'll give him all the ramen he can eat if he kisses you in front of Sesshomaru, Naraku, Koga, and the rest of the Inu-Yasha gang.

33.) When he actually does goes to kiss you, push him away and shriek, "Oh, my god! Rape!"

34.) Laugh your ass of as Kagome "sits" him about 3 million times.

35.) Laugh harder as Sesshomaru, Koga, and even Naraku beat the hell out of him.

36.) Put a "Kick Me" sign on his back.

37.)Laugh your ass off as he tries to find out why everyone's kicking him.

38.) Tell him Kagome let you borrow the "Shikon-no-Tama", but you "accidentally" lost it.

39.) Black mail him with a tape of him taking a bubble bath with rubber duckies that you got from Kagome.

40.) Hit him when he destroys the tape yelling, "I was just kidding! There wasn't anything on the tape!"

41.) Laugh when he blushes REALLY badly and then storms off.

42.) For Christmas, wrap garland and Christmas lights around him.

43.) Doodle on his face with black permanent marker when he's sleeping.

44.) Put waterproof, 24 hour make-up on his face when he's sleeping.

45.) Laugh when he can't wash it off.

46.) Sing Elvis Preslee's "You Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog".

47.)Put itching powder on his ears.

48.) Laugh your ass off as he scratches his ears with his foot.

49.) Tell him you're taking him to be "fixed".

50.) Roll your eyes when he says, "But I'm not broken..."

51.) Scratch his ears while saying in a baby-voice, "Good puppy! Such a good boy!"

52.) Kick his ass, just because you can.

53.) Make him go a week without ramen.

54.) Laugh your ass off when he finally snaps and has an emotional breakdown because he's going through "ramen withdrawl sendrome".

55.) Give him a pair of iceskates, take him iceskating, and watch him fall on his ass.

56.) Make him watch "Lassie" and see him go crazy everytime she barks and runs to the window to see where the other "dog" is.

57.) Make him watch "Old Yeller" and see if he cries.

58.) Laugh at him... till you start crying too.

59.) Dye his hair hot pink.

60.) When he gets mad at you, say you'll fix it, and then dye his hair every color of the rainbow.

61.) Laugh again when he blows up in your face about it.

62.) When his hair turns back silver, paint his face like Sesshomaru's and say he looks really hot.

63.) Watch as he leaves, seeming all happy about your compliment. Then laugh when he sees his face and gets mad at you all over again.

64.) Get him a white puppy for Chistmas, and paint it's face like Sesshomaru's.

65.) Laugh when you see the look on his face when he opens his present.

66.) Have Kagome "sit" him when he tries to kill the puppy, thinking it's really Sesshomaru.

67.) Get him a kitty for his Birthday.

68.) Ruffle his hair.

69.) Send him into a house of trick mirrors, and see how long it takes him to find his way out.

70.) Put headphones on him when he's sleeping and turn up the volume as high as it will go.

71.) Laugh your ass off when he wakes up, looking extrememly panicked.

72.) While he's panicking and trying to find out where all the noise is coming from, put an amplifier on the CD player and once again turn the volume up as high as it will go.

73.) "Accidentally" spill white on his kimono.

74.) Pour nuclear waste on him and see if his Fire Rat robe can stand up to THAT.

75.) Make him ride on a pony carosel.

76.) If there isn't a pony carosel nearby, just make him go on one of those kiddy pony rides.

77.) Coat him with honey, then take him to the local bee farm.

78.) Pour paste all over him, and then drops tons of feathers on him!

79.) Then tell him he looks like a chicken.

80.) Take a picture as a keepsake.

81.) Mail it to all of your friends.

82.) Mail it to all of HIS friends.

83.) Ask him to say "toy boat" three times fast.

84.) Laugh when he can't do it.

85.) When he yells, "You say it, then!" Simply reply, "It."

86.) Laugh when he has a nuclear meltdown, screaming at you that you're a "smartass".

87.) Say, "Better than being a dumbass."

88.) Laugh some more as he yells at you for calling him a dumbass.

89.) Ask him to count backwards from 99 by odd numbers.

90.) Give him a doggy bone.

91.) Watch him sneak off and bury it in the backyard.

92.) Dig it up and hide it, and then laugh when he comes back later and can't find it.

93.) Tell him his feet are ENORMOUS!

94.) Put him up for adoption in the puppy shelter.

95.) Adopt him yourself!

96.) Tell him you got him a part in the upcoming 103 Dalmations movie.

97.) Find him a cocker spaniel and try to reinact the spaghetti scene from "Lady and The Tramp".

98.) Whack him over the head with a rolled up newspaper and say, "No! Bad dog!" for no reason at all.

99.) Jump on his back and force him to give you a pippy-back ride.

100.) Take a picture of him and send it to all your friends, telling them how cute your new dog is.

101.) Give him a BIG hug, just becasue you feel like it, and there's nothing he can do about it!

HP Quotes

In dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own. ~Steven Kloves (screenplay), Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, 2004, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore

"Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back."
- Ron, after crash-landing a Ford Anglia ch.5 The Whomping Willow

I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur." I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur." -Harry

"And Harry said last night," retorted Ron, "if it means we're supposed to get matey with the Slytherins, fat chance."
"Well, I think it's a pity we're not trying for a bit of inter-House unity," said Hermione crossly.
They had reached the foot of the marble staircase. A line of fourth-year Ravenclaws was crossing the entrance hall; they caught sight of Harry and hurried to form a tighter group, as though frightened he might attack stragglers.
"Yeah, we really ought to be trying to make friends with people like that," said Harry sarcastically.

"How long have you been 'Big D' then?" said Harry.
"Shut it," snarled Dudley, turning away again.
"Cool name," said Harry, grinning, "but you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me."
"Shut your face."
"You don't tell her Aunt Petunia to shut her face. What about 'popkin' and 'Dinky Diddydums,' can I use them then?" (one of my favs!)

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."-Harry to Dudley

Ron Quotes

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."-Ron

"I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside."-Ron

"I tell you, that dragon is the most horrible creature I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes about it you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me, he told me off for frightening it. And when I left he was singing it a lullaby."-Ron talking about Norbert

"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.." -Ron (got to be one of my favs by him)

"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."-Ron

"Fred and George tried to get me to make one Unbreakable Vow when I was about five. I nearly did, too, I was holding hands with Fred and everything when Dad founds us. He went mental," sid Ron, with a reminiscent gleam in his eyes. "Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since."-Ron

Fred and George Quotes (ahaha i love the twins)
"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."

"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--"

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" Molly Weasley
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

"What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?"
"Oh no, Ron," came Fred's voice, very sarcastically. "No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up."
"Yeah, we're having the time of our lives here," said George, whose voice sounded muffled, as though he was squashed against the wall.

Everyone Has A Wild side
BUT ME AND MY FRIENDS JUST PREFER TO MAKE OURS PUBLIC

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