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Don't you just absolutely hate it when people start their bios by saying, "hello, my name is so and so."? Because I certainly do. I mean, really, if you're going to be writing things, shouldn't you be able to think of a more creative way to to tell people who you are? So instead of doing that, I will find a more writer-worthy way to tell you that my name is Lorri and I am an extremely random, spacey person.
See, now, wasn't that a little more interesting than, "Hello, my name is Lorri and I daydream way too much."?
Anyhoo, I shouldn't even have to tell you about about my extreme strangeness, because that should all be painfully obvious once I tell you that, according to MNI, another part of the awesomish website we so fondly call Mugglenet (at this point I am randomly speaking with a British accent, although I am from America (but I wish I were from England and then I would actually have one of those great, fancy British accents (I wonder if people with British accents think that my American accent is vulgar? (please excuse the excessive use of parentheses.)))) Okay, wait, where was I going with this? *Scrolls up to find out what the heck was going on before that large and annoying extreme misuse of parentheses* Oh, yes. now I remember. I was just about to say that any good HP fan should be able to figure out how crazy I am once I state that, according to MNI, my HP personality match is Luna Lovegood. And, yes, I am in Ravenclaw, in case you were wondering, which I don't doubt that you probably certainly most likely weren't. (somebody please drop me a line if they figure out what I meant by the last part of that sentence there.)
True to my Ravenclaw nature, I looove to read, especially fanstasy (I mean, hello. If I didn't like fantasy, I wouldn't be such a huge HP freak). Also, I enjoy swimming, horseback riding, singing, danci... Oh, you get the picture.
Alright, I'm getting sick of this. I'm going to go write some fanfic...yeah...I think I'll just...go...do that...now.


Books: Sit down, this is gonna take a while. Any HP book (duh), The hitchiker's trilogy (which actually has five books. Is that a quintilogy? Note to self: find out what a series of five books is called), Magyk, Flyte, and Physik,the Twighlight series (w-hoo!!!) anything by Tamora Pierce, Almost anything by Cornelia Funke (except fot The Thief Lord (I'm sorry, Zoe, but it was boring.)), The Land of Elyon series, Stargirl, Love, Stargirl (Love, Stargirl is the name of the book), the Clique series, and all of the Babymouse books. (I mean it. Really, I'm serious. Hey, what's wrong with comic books, huh??? STOP LAUGHING AT ME!)

color: that soft, light, turquoise-y blue, like the color of the ocean in the Bahamas. Except without all the little black jellyfish. (Those things are painful!)

ice cream: dulce de leche, cake batter, and raspberry sorbet (which, actually, is sorbet, not ice cream. But so what?)

animal: dolphin, horse, panda, dog, whale, any type of deer-like thing. (ex. gazelle)

singer/band: Chris Daughtry, Pink, Switchfoot, Natasha Bedingfield, Kelly Clarkson, and (you're gonna call me goth for this) Evanescence

movie: Any of the HP movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Hitchhikers' guide to the Galaxy, Just Like Heaven, Stardust (OMG, I HAVE to read that book before I go INSANE!!!!!( Well, more insane.))

This is some stuff I got from Schmerg_the_Impaler's page:

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, pygmypuffgurl

Note to Schmerg_The_Impaler in case she ever reads this which she probably won't but I'm writing a note to her anyway: I'm not a huge fan of Orlando Bloom, even if he was in Pirates of the Carribean, but calling him a constipated ape is just plain mean. (Not that I'm some sort of saint or something.)

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