Penname: Sheikh Wagnie [Contact]
Real name: Dana And Lizzie
Member Since: 12/18/07
Website: www.congaliine.blogspot.com; www.wagnie.blogspot.com
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Two 14 year old girlies. We are bold. But not beautiful. Well, Wagnie is. Both of them live in a desert, and ride camels to school. Our hobbies are: flicking camel manure at each other, Sand boarding, doing tribal dances and camel races.

Elizabeth is Wagnie. She loves Dana wery wery much. She plays the viola and violin and piano and flute. Her favourite movies are: NAcho Libre, Napolean Dynamite, Hot Rod, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, North And South, Annie Get Your Gun, and lots more. I hate world of warcraft and runescape. I love musicals. I hate Slaughterface. I think that Danas computer is making me make typos. I am a diddly wack mack mormon daddy. Im gonna be a novelist, and im gonna convert Josh groban and Richard Armitage and marry them both like the polygamist that i am!

I think that even though George Bush is a retarded monkey, at least he got us a day off school when he came, because they closed everything because they were afraid that someone would assasinate him. Also, I always spell wierd wrong. I dont know why. I just do. And my English teacher always kills me about it. Plus, i like eggnog and spring rolls. Not together though. Also, I am going to name my two children Beatrix and Edward. No matter what the sex of the child. Plus, my brother is the coolest thing ever. Plus, I like musicals. And also, Schmerg_The_Impaler. I love Junie B Jones. She is the cutest thing I ever even saw. And plus I like B better than Beatrice too. So there.

Dana is Sheikh. She is brown. Her favorite person in the world is Lizzie. I like chick lit. Leave me alone.
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