Penname: sheltered_ambitions [Contact]
Real name: kelly
Member Since: 12/12/07
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Hey.

I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader

...and i don't live in an igloo or eat blubber
or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy,Sally or Susie from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, NOT American
and i pronounce it 'ABOUT, NOT 'ABOOT'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
Diversity, not asimilation,
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.

A toque is a hat,
A chesterfield is a couch,
And it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of Hockey!
And the best part of North America!

My name is Joe.
AND I AM CANADIAN.

about me:

hair: brown, wavy and extremely thick

eyes: green

height: 5'6

favourite movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Forest Gump, Austin powers, Titanic, Blood Diamond, Zoolander, and the list goes on...

favourite shows: Friends, Seinfeld, Greys Anatomy and Timothy Goes To School. I don't know why.

favourite interests/activities: natural horsemanship, reading, sketching, photography, writing and, of course, Harry Potter

favourite books: I read about a bazillion books a year. Seriously.

nationality: Proudly Canadian

second language: French (Unfortunately)
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