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If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are totally in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward Cullen, put this into your profile.

If you truly believe there is your own personal Edward Cullen out there for you, put this into your profile. (His name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen, but it would be nice if it was...and that he is a vampire.

If you think that losers that hate/don't get Twilight are stupid and have no brain whats so ever, put this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your taller than your mother, copy and paste this on to your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you put this into your profile (especially that FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!!).

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think, "Screw Mr. Darcy and Mr. Rochester...I'll take James Potter and/or Edward Cullen any day...", copy and paste this into your profile.


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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile.

If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste
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If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water,
copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than
four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this
onto your profile!

Most teenagers today complain about how fat they are. If you're happy
with your body and don't flip out if you eat something with more than
200 calories, then post this in your profile.

If you know/live with someone who has a physical/mental disability,
copy and paste this into your profile

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a christian, copy and paste this to your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this
into your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT
disco...copy this into your profile.

26 THINGS THAT A PERFECT GUY WOULD DO!

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down .
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence ...
4. Give you the remote control during the game .
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you .
6. Play with your hair .
7. His hands always find yours .
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages .
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .
11... Never run out of love.
12. Be funny , but know how to be serious .
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious .
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally
like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each
others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing , even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor ...
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason .
26. Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he
loves you that much to quit it.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe.
If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your"
and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to
slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater
Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste
this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a
combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you will marry for life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste
this on your profile.

If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club,
copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is
pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your
profile.

If you, unlike most teenagers, enjoy school, copy and paste this into
your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater
Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste
this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a
combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you will marry for life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste
this on your profile.

If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club,
copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is
pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your
profile.

If you, unlike most teenagers, enjoy school, copy and paste this into
your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is
scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this
into your profile

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned with being popular. If
you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into
your profile.

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If mars had earthquakes, would they be called mars quakes?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

I am nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

People will believe anything if you whisper it…

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing’s impossible, they never tried slamming a revolving door!

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

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