Hello! Unfortunately, I have gone insane right now. Please leave a message after the BEEP. Okay? Thanks.

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Whew... glad I got that over with. So, basically I am a 14 year old girl who is named Emma and who is mildly insane and extraordinarily hyper. I love making random jokes and completely random and innapropriate times which tends to drive my parents crazy but makes my brother laugh like a loony. Haha. Its fun.

I am completely and utterly obsessed with David Cook and I actually cried from happiness when he won American Idol. My friends say that he's ugly, but I think that he is one of the most adorable things on earth. Rock on, David!

Now.... here is some random information that will probably bore you to death but I feel like putting it here anyways.

Favorite HP Book: Deathly Hallows, closely followed by Prisoner of Azkaban

Favorite HP Movie: Order of the Phoenix

Favorite Non-HP Books: 'Warriors', 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians', 'Artemis Fowl', 'Alex Rider', 'Eragon', and a squintillion others that I don't feel like listing

Favorite Non-HP Movies: Um... almost anything Disney, 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', 'Star Wars', and the Shrek movies

Favorite Food: Steak, mashed potatoes, salad, tacos, ice cream, and cake. They don't taste very good all mixed together, though. Not that I've actually tried it.... ewwness.

Favorite Ships: Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Lily/Snape, Ron/Emma(me!)

Favorite Characters: Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Fred and George Weasley, and Luna Lovegood

Least Favorite Characters: Almost all of the Death Eaters, Draco Malfoy, Lavendar Brown, Cho Chang, and Viktor Krum

Okay, so if you guys are still alive after all of that, I guess you can stay around for a little bit more, eh? As you can see right now, I'm not much of an "author" but I'm trying to get some fanfiction up. I've actually written a lot but some of it is too darn stupid to put up and others are written on paper and I'm too lazy to type them. So, yeah.

I love writing and one day I hope to have a couple of novels published. If you ever see a book with my name on the cover, don't hesitate to pick it up! Actually, I'm working on a novel right now, but I don't know if it's any good.

I also love dancing. I take four classes a week and am in many shows. Its great fun and even though I'm not super-duper good, I still have fun. The only thing that I don't like are the tutus. Ugh... I look so weird in them... Lol.

My favorite fanfic in the history of the world is the Potter's Pentagon Trilogy by Schmerg_the_Impaler. Everyone in the world should read them as they are truly amazing, awesometastical, awesome-possum, spifftastic, and chillrific.

I think I'm done rambling. Adios!