Penname: Pygmy_Puff_Patronus [Contact]
Real name: Miriam
Member Since: 10/08/07
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Hello. Welcome to my page...thingy...

First off, you should know that I'm a Christian. I love Jesus, and if that offends you, I honestly don't care. That's your problem, not mine.

Now that we've gotten that cleared up...

Fact: I'm awful at writing fan fiction. I've tried before, and the result was absolutely abysmal. (GO MY AMAZING ALLITERATION SKILLZ!)

Hehe.

But I do, in fact, love reading fan fiction and giving people comments on their fan fiction.

Which is why I'm joining mugglenet fan fiction. Yay me.

Let me see...

Name: Miriam

Age: Somewhere between 3 and 20

I Love: Coffee, writing, dancing, reading, Harry Potter, Lord of the rings, the Decemberists, the Postal Service, Keane, Death Cab for Cutie, typing, teddy bears, marshmallows, and lots of other stuff.

I Dislike: Retarded internet shorthand (I only use it when I want to sound like a uneducated two-year-old...hahahahahaha...haha...hahahahaha...um, yeah...), people who bash Harry Potter, and lots of other stuff.

Okay, I might actually write some fan fiction. If you wouldn't mind risking being scarred for the rest of your life, then by all means, read whatever I may come up with. You have been warned.

Random notes:

I said that I dislike internet shorthand and never use it.

There are two exceptions to the above statement:

A) Sometimes I feel like mocking it, and so I use it.

and B) sometimes, I feel like saying...

LSHTTARDMFAICSG!

Oh, come on? You don't know what LSHTTARDMFAICSG means?

*laughs hysterically*

LSHTTARDMFAICSG!

LSHTTARDMFAICSG!

LSHTTARDMFAICSG!

*koffeth*

The word "yayness" is officially my property. It can be borrowed occasionally, but if it is stolen (a word which here means: taken without permisson with or without every intention of bringing it back), I intend to report the theft to the authorities. *solemn nod*

If you caught the Series of Unfortunate Events reference in the above paragraph, I salute you.

If you caught the Series of Unfortunate Events reference and the Pirates of the Caribbean reference, I salute you...again.

If you didn't catch either one, I suggest you go watch every PotC movie, and then go discover the wonderful world of Lemony Snicket. You can't possibly have any idea what you're missing.

Well, the time has come for us to say, "Farewell."

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodnight...

Um...bye...

Miriam
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