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Real name: Brendan Kane
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Dear All-

I'm a boy who likes Fanfiction. Yes, I know, crazy. Fanfiction. Absurd.

Anyway, I feel that no one will really read this except for wondering passers-by, friends that stumble, and the imaginary characters that talk animatedly inside the vast wasteland I call my mind. These beings of personal importance keep me sane and give the ideas of fanfictions waiting to be written. You will see that I have nothing written. Well, I don't care if I could just put any bit of fluff and take up cyberspace here, I will not post anything for anyone to read unless it's labeled in my mind as utter perfection. Yes, I know. I'm just like many authors. But then again, if I were like the other plethora of authors, then why aren't you lurking on their bio instead of mine?

Ah, the questions that haunt us.

The fanfictions that I read usually consist of pure alternate universe fluff, marauder era stories, time-traveling stories, werewolf stories, apocalyptic events, or comedic version of what is to come.

The things that I will not stand for is anything of the nature of slashes. These are...how should I put this...not needed. No, I am not a homophobe. I love movies such as Rent, and I am perfectly fine with anything of that genre containing two same-sex couples. That is not the factor here. The factor is that when a character is set as gay/bi-sexual it is out of character. No one in the Harry Potter World ((that is mentioned)) is gay, but if J.K. Rowling somehow finds the plot neccessary to add a homosexual into it, by all means write about it. Doesn't bother me.

Others things that make me twitch are illiterates, dumb illiterates, and obnoxious illiterates, mary-sues, gary-stus, made-up characters who fall in love with a real character. ((Unless it's a good story, in which there have been a few)) Also, Romance-novels with no plot and while I do not approve of it, if the story fits it, I will accept Harry/Ginny shipping. ((Very unlikely, though)) Oh, and I hate Ron/Hermione shipping. Yes, that is where most you go "gasp" or "no!" or whatever you do when you are bored reading another person's profile. Either way, I cannot believe J.K. did that and that was one of the many factors that made me wary of the seventh book.

Approved Shippings:

Harry/Hermione
Remus/Hermione ((BUT: Only when Hermione has gone into the past, or vice versa!))
Draco/Pansy
Grawp/Giant Squid ((You /never/ know.))
Lucius/Narcissa
Ron/Lavender ((I guess if he //had// to go with somebody...))
Lily/Remus
Lily/James
Fleur/Bill ((Only because of what happened at the end of the 6th.))
Molly/Arthur

Not Approved Shippings:

Once again, slashes.
Hermione/Ron
Albus/Minerva ((Ew.))
Bellatrix/Voldemort ((I just can't get that image out of mind.))
Draco/AnyCanonCharacterBesidesPansy (('Nuff said.))
Hermione/Ron ((Hmm, deja vu....))
Lily/Sirius ((That's pushing it.))
Lily/Peter ((HAHAHAHAHA.))
Tonks/Remus ((...It just irks me...))

I can't think of anymore that are worth naming.

Feel free to contact me, as I have no life. However, if you are stupid, you will be hit and blocked.

Booyah.

Aeternus

To An Athlete Dying Young

The time you won your town the race
We chaired you through the market-place;
Man and boy stood cheering by,
And home we brought you shoulder-high.

To-day, the road all runners come,
Shoulder-high we bring you home,
And set you at your threshold down,
Townsman of a stiller town.

Smart lad, to slip betimes away
From fields where glory does not stay,
And early though the laurel grows
It withers quicker than the rose.

Eyes the shady night has shut
Cannot see the record cut,
And silence sounds no worse than cheers
After earth has stopped the ears:

Now you will not swell the rout
Of lads that wore their honours out,
Runners whom renown outran
And the name died before the man.

So set, before its echoes fade,
The fleet foot on the sill of shade,
And hold to the low lintel up
The still-defended challenge-cup.

And round that early-laurelled head
Will flock to gaze the strengthless dead,
And find unwithered on its curls
The garland briefer than a girl's.

~A.E. Housman

Quotes

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. ~ Mark Twain

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. ~Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~ Mark Twain

It's the one thing they can't do. They can make you say anything - anything - but they can't make you believe it. They can't get inside you. ~ George Orwell, 1984

What is "real"? How do you define "real"? ~ The Matrix

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those that enter a room and turn the television set on, and those that enter a room and turn the television set off. ~ The Manchurian Candidate

The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain. ~ V for Vendetta

What's going to happen's going to happen. Just make sure it doesn't happen to you. ~ The Sound of Music

Never shall I forget that night, the first night in camp, which has turned my life into one long night, seven times cursed and seven times sealed...Never shall I forget those moments which murdered my God and my soul and turned my dreams to dust. Never shall I forget these things, even if I am condemned to live as long as God Himself. Never. ~ Night

And now, ladies and gentlemen, a tap dance. ~ Chicago

Never show anyone. They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them. ~ The Prestige

Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation! ~ The Producers

And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth - the critic. ~ History of the World: Part 1

That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel. ~ The Emperor's New Groove

Like anything worth writing, it came inexplicably and without method. ~ Stranger than Fiction

Haley, Kat-tie, Nibi, Flamesy, Jess-e-kah, and Britni are my main motivators. I don't know how. Maybe it's because they're so much crazier then I'll ever hope to be.
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