Penname: Opaleye [Contact]
Real name: You'd Like To Know That, Wouldn't You? STALKER!
Member Since: 04/21/05
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Status: Member
Greeting of Choice: Helllooooooooo People of the World!! (Or from Not World, wouldn't want to leave you guys out).

Country: I am from what it commonly known as New Zealand, but I prefer to think of it as Middleearth ... or There Isn't Actually That Many Sheep Here, They Just Tell You That In Hopes That We Won't Become Rich And Take Over The World. (It's working, by the way).

Location: (yes, country and location are VERY different things) Normally I can be found searching any possible Elvis hideouts, because, as we all know, Elvis is alive and well (if somewhat fat) and hiding in New Zealand (Check this out: Elvis In New Zealand is an anagram for: Lives In New Zealand!!!! HA!) just waiting for me to find him.

Ships: Ah ... the eternal question, asked yet again ... I am a part of the Vehement and Scary Ron/Hermione Tribe, because it is fact (*can feel the burning arrows being trained on her from the Vehement and Scary Harry/Hermione Tribe*) and also a Harry/Ginny shipper, coz they will be so gosh darn ka-ute!! Am looking forward to the whole 'What's life without a little romance?' thing in HBP. I love to read James/Lily fanfics, but I don't ship them, simply because there is nothing to ship. *coughgotMARRIEDandthenDIEDcough*

Reason For Being A Sad, Lonely, Unpublished-In-Fanfiction-Author: We're so damn close to HBP (YAY!!) that I'd like to make my story canon ...

Final Message Before Being Dragged Back To The Cell: BYE! Oh, and don't let them take you ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!

And also, on a saner note, hey to any Kiwis out there! Represent!
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