Penname: Dexterthecaterpiller [Contact]
Real name: The Author
Member Since: 03/27/05
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Status: Member

Hello! I need a beta, bad! And I want to write a story with someone else. Anybody want to?

Check out my blog!!! noooooowwww! I will put my story that never gets submitted on it!
Bloggie bloggie!

*Sigh* I've been desperately sending in my story. *Cries* They don't like it! Oh well, I guess that if it doesn't work the third time then I will stop writing late at night. I guess that would help, huh?

I LIKE KATERPILLERS *Caterplls *kittypillers *CATERPILLERS!!!!!!!! whew I got it right!
Things I like: Harry Potter, Pretending Harry Potter is real, Picking up sticks and yelling things like, "LUMOS!", Eating, Days when I can sleep until 1:45 in the afternoon bc I stayed up untill 2 AM last night, the word I made up called Gaahck!
Dislikes: Fuzzy things that aren't clothes or puppies or caterpillers, caterpillers dying, being hungry, the queue closing right after I submit my first fanfic, Cedric Diggory dying, writers block.

okay I have a lotta fan fics wrote down already, a lot are okay, but anyways im working on one called harry potter punk'd, and one called the transfer. i'll give you exerpts: HP punk'd: EXERPT ONE: Lucius Malfoy yells,"NO THAT'S AN HEIRLOOM!" and he is reduced to tears. EXERPT TWO: The girl ran and jumped into the van putting out the flaming shoe.
EXERPT THREE:Hermione smiled, waved, and said, "I have to get back at them after they froze my bra!" Then she looks around, "This isn't going to air, is it?"

Oh and if anybody read this, tell me if you want to beta read my story cuz I keep missing mistakes!

Good Music:
Linkin Park
Blink 182
Britney Spears (Only when I'm reeealy bored!)
Gwen Stefani
The Blue Apples (My band.)
Ludacris ( Especially # 1 spot)


Which Harry Potter Boy Are You Made For?
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Are you a Squib?
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Notorious for hitting things, you're a Beater.
Armed with a club, you blast the bludger away
from your team and at your opponents with ease.

Which Quidditch position should you play? (Harry Potter)
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Being a brave and chivilrous person, the house for
you is GRYFFINDOR! Harry Potter, Albus
Dumbledore, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley
are a few of the many Gryffindors.

Which Hogwarts house are you in? (Harry Potter)
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Which Harry Potter Marauder Are You?
Sirius Black
Sirius Black -
You are a very
spontaneous person - you leave no room for
consequences! You are a master at
mischief-making, and you are confident in
yourself, though you seem to be fighting off
feelings of insecurity. You will do anything
to get what you want, making you somewhat
ruthless. You are fiercely loyal to your
friends, and you tend to hold serious (haha)
grudges against anyone opposing your friends.
All in all, you are a good person; your vision
just tends to get clouded by your view of

The Marauder Inside of You
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i'm in gryffindor!

be sorted @
You're a Slytherclaw!: By nature you are rational
and a realist. Some people may call you cynical
and elitist but this doesn't matter to you. You
don't depend on other people's opinions to
determine how you live your life. You are
generally cautious and prefer to weigh the
consequences before you act. In conflicts you
prefer to remain neutral and aloof. You value
intelligence and you are a natural diplomat,
you can convince people to do what you want
them to do. Your weakness is that you sometimes
think more with your head than with your heart
and it leads to isolation. With the
intelligence of a Ravenclaw and the subtlety of
a Slytherin you will be sure to achieve all
your goals!

Which Mix of the Hogwarts Houses are You?
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Which HP Kid Are You?

You are Pedro Sanchez and love holy chips.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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I'm not okay by My Chemical Romance. You hate being
treated badly by others because you aren't a
typical barbie doll. You love getting revenge
and ticking others off. You do. Admit it.

Which of My Favorite Rock Songs Are You? (Part one)
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A Quiz I made! (Tre is so hott!)

Drummer: You bring a beat to the band like no one
else can. Sure, you are in the back, but people
can say,"Wow, that is one good
You make up for what you lack in popularity by
being crazy and funny. You make sure a tour is
never dull.

What Band Member Are You? (Greenday results.)
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The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
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You scored as My Chemical Romance. You got the most koolest band ever: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE! u must be a true rocker 2 get this band.

My Chemical Romance


Taking Back Sunday


Blink 182


The Used


Good Charlotte

Wat effing awsum rock band r u?(with effing awsum pics!)
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