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*deletes old about me and bounces in* Hi folks! We're going to do two reps of squats, move onto the bench press, run on over the small step ladders for a minimum of 30 seconds to get those buttocks scrunching, and then we're going to collapse into a desk chair and read!

That's it! One! Two! Three - four! Reeelaaaaaaaxxx!



Vhe are - Dawnie & Steph Aspiring Spice Girls, Princess & Queen of the Typos, Two Top Investigators (and, quite obviously) Skinny pigs and Photobuckeneers.

Oh yeah.



Oh wowee. That was a nice little dumplin of b.s! Or like, interpretive dance in the form of words on a computer screen being blasted across all of the world to make some crazy dog lady drinking tea smile. Or, someone wearing very sexy cowboy boots in a very Salty Lake city grin. Or, it may even be possibly that someone in a very Ily-nnoying state of mind may be reading this. In which case, if you've recovered from the little workout earlier, you'd know I ♥ my sport, particularly the one I'm coordinated at, LJ & PV. Because the others are fun mostly for the laughs I get directed at me when I fall on my sweet little toushe. Although they may not be laughing with me. Hmm.

I'm a Turnip. I atually cooked some the other day, and heard their little plot-bunnies goig up in smoke with a guilty little voice wailing in my mind *cough* But I adore my SPEWlings more than anything, and I love the PIBETA gang more than they know. ♥

+ Winner of the 2006 QSQ – Best Beta
+ Nominated 2006 QSQ – Malicious Intentions – Best Post-Hogwarts Fiction
+ Turnip of the Month – August
+ Order of the Ravenclaw House Elves 3rd Class
+ SPEW reviewer of the month - January

Check out my newest stories, Emerald Tear Drops & Blind Winter.


An Irreplaceable Gift, shiny banner by Hatusu.


All The Same, beautiful banner by Foxy Wolf.


All That Glitters Isn’t Gold, eerie banner by Kal Ho Naa Ho.


Malicious Intentions, wonderful banner by Fly To Dawn.

Currently working on my WIP Malicious Intentions and fighting the urge to bite my fingernails. Maybe I’ll see you around some time, eh?
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Stories by Lurid

Fallen Star by Lurid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: In the beginning of the end, he was a loyal follower. In the end of the end, he was a faceless buoy, a protector of that which he had striven to destroy.

Did he know what would come to be in the hands of one of the most foul five-fingers thieves, that his will's destiny was to be prolonged?

Or were his only thoughts as he was dragged into the icy water that of Lord Voldemort, his life finally extinguished by a stab of the loyal house's sword.

Who was he, other than the Black family's highly regarded Fallen Star?

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 832 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
08/26/07 Updated: 09/05/07


Emerald Tear Drops by Lurid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: What was colour before, bright, vibrant, hopeful, wonderful colour before – something that was so mind-numbing and completely confusing was now something James wanted to cling to as the shade of grey consumed the world around him.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1580 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/03/07 Updated: 05/06/07


Blind Winter by Lurid
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 5]

Summary: When the winter brings more than a chill riding upon a snowflake, the steely bite of the cold does considerably less than satiate the warmth that is craved. The flurry that passes through the windows and skitters along the floor in a whirlwind can only be observed, it cannot be joined.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 2556 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/03/07 Updated: 05/03/07


Dreams of a Fallen Lotus Petal by Lurid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: She herself will not cry aloud. She will die inside, but that in itself will not take her closer to her beloved. She is hiding herself in her shoulder, beneath her thick dark hair and drawing in silent breaths of anguish as she presses herself further into the wall. It is her deepest wish to become one with it, for a wall stands for many years and becomes stained with the marks of age.

Lurid of Ravenclaw House, for the Mythology Challenge. Indian Mythology.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Mental Disorders

Word count: 2529 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/01/07 Updated: 03/01/07


All The Same by Lurid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: I don't mind where you come from
As long as you come to me
I don't like illusions I can't see

All around her, she observes conforming, and it scares her. So many people around her are so similar in their appearance, and sadly, a lot of them are more than similar underneath. Most of them are the same.


Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2492 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/08/07 Updated: 02/14/07


The Rotfang Conspiracy by Lurid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: For it was a jolly little Winter's night when Luna first spoke of her crazy plan to save the Ministry from dark magic and gum disease - and thus she pledged to wage a war again the Rotfang Conspiracy.

Of course, a slightly hung over Trelawney didn't anticipate being made Luna's right hand woman, but as she clutches her toothpaste tube, she hopes to what ever gods there are that she wore clean underwear that day...

Written for VV for the Turnip Story swap and full of crack!y goodness.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 2135 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/18/07 Updated: 01/23/07


It's a Dog's Life by Lurid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Sirius Black is travelling the streets of Hogsmeade, starving when he comes across a dear friend who once helped him.

Set during Goblet of Fire, Sirius realises how grateful it is to have a friend who will save your life when you're in dire need...

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 2126 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/07/07 Updated: 01/09/07


Summary: Lily Evans has a secret admirer, but there's no way in hell he'll come any closer with James Potter hanging around. Finally, he convinces her to meet him in Hogsmeade, but Lily still isn't too sure of his character...

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4071 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


I Really Don't Like You by Lurid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: The Burrow is a place in which many strange things happen, but ambushing someone at the window? Someone shows up unannounced at the Burrow, only to find a stranger there. The meeting isn't entirely jovial. Charlie/Tonks.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2205 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/02/07


An Irreplaceable Gift by Lurid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: It's Christmas, and Colin has done something awful to Harry Potter. Suffice to say, he's feeling horrible and would like to crawl into a ball and spend the Holiday Season with his head between his knees.

Harry was his idol... Colin finds out now, that to 'idolise' someone is dangerous - very dangerous indeed. Colin is squirming with guilt, until such times as it will consume him...

Categories: Harry/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1806 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/22/06 Updated: 12/27/06


All That Glitters Isn't Gold by Lurid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: Nicholas Flamel has called on his most trusted friend to his château in Paris to help him in his time of need – Albus Dumbledore.



Nicholas has something terrible to ask of Albus, something only Albus would be able to help with, a matter concerning his wife.

Winner of the Winter HHWP!!

Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2878 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/31/06 Updated: 11/07/06


Malicious Intentions by Lurid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 161]

Summary: This story follows the Trio, Bill Fleur and Ginny after Hogwarts, Engagements and Marriages... and children. Bill and Fleur's daughter Millie is haunted at Hogwarts by her younger sister. The only “abnormal” thing about this haunting? She was believed dead … but is most definitely alive.



Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 43020 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
Published:
03/11/05 Updated: 08/06/06


Understanding Halle by Lurid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: The Story So Far…

Young Wendy Weasley is working for Lord Voldemort and after failing to kidnap her sister Millie, Wendy has entered the Gryffindor common room, and has set it alight. The damage done was so extensive that the common room had to be closed for repairs, and the other houses – Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw – are currently hosting those resorted into different houses.

This One-Shot follows Halle Weasley’s thoughts as she sits in a bed high up in Ravenclaw common room. Halle goes through a stage of reminiscing, and determines exactly what impacted upon her life as a child to make the fierce, loyal and proud Gryffindor she is today.

An entrant to the July/July Challenge - Autobiography.













Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2947 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/24/06 Updated: 07/28/06


Contemplating Love by Lurid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: June/July Challenge 3: A Great Love.



Halle Weasley, plain, boring, brown-haired Halle Weasley suddenly feels all alone in the world, despite the new addition to her family.



Can one friend make all the difference as together they contemplate the different kinds of love?

By Lurid of Ravenclaw House.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2205 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/22/06 Updated: 07/22/06


Summary: A mysterious letter arrives at the Hogs Head in the wee early hours of the morning. Enter – Aberforth Dumbledore, Goat Master extraordinaire! Showing determination, courage, and aided by his faithful goat Chuck, Aberforth attempts the Hogwarts Gauntlet Maze in a twisting, turning, tumbling and churning adventure.



By Lurid of Ravenclaw House.



Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8337 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/20/06 Updated: 06/20/06


Self Analysis by Lurid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: Hermione piles it on, encourages it all, welcomes the workload. But when she suddenly cracks in favour of things to better fulfill her life, what happens to the work?


What happens when it all falls part, and life just becomes too much to bear?

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4024 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/02/06 Updated: 06/02/06


Summary: A One-Shot written based on the events that happened that fateful Halloween night. This particular Fic was written when I was in Year 7 for an English "Harry Potter Book Review" task, and is now on the screens of your computers three years later. (Pre-OotP)

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2350 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/10/06 Updated: 04/06/06


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