Penname: hal_01 [Contact]
Real name: Hal
Member Since: 01/06/05
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Well hello young muggles. I am 16. I wrote Harry Potter and Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! at the age of 15. Well, I live in Australia. It is OK! School is pretty tedious. My favourite things:
HARRY POTTER, as some sort of unhealthy God of obsessions to rule them all.
Eurovision Song Contest
Junior Eurovision Song Contest
Ben Kweller!
Peter Gabriel
David Bowie
Neil Gaiman everything
The Hives!
Brainstorm
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Breakfast Club
Harold and Maude
Hayao Miyazaki movies
All John Hughes movies
The 80's in general.
Arcade Fire
PRESS GANG! (best tv show. buy it now!)
Iron Chef
Black Books
The Office
I Dream (is funny to laugh at).
Pilot Guides
A Town Called Panic

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Summary: Holy cream-filled cadaver! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! is what God meant to create when he slipped, took a nosedive and accidentally created what we call earth. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans is the perfect world in which we were all meant to live. It is perfection. READ IT OR FOREVER REMAIN IMPERFECT.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, None, Sexual Situations, Suicide, Violence

Word count: 45810 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 01/04/06


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