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Starving artist with a love for satire. Love yes, talent...not so much.
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: This was part of a Mary-sue writing contest I had with my friends. This is a parody, and very much a Mary-sue. I do not like Mary Sues, and I realized that even more after writing this. Don't take any of this stuff seriously! As for character butchering…I am truly sorry. I have an unhealthy love for the Harry Potter books and each and every character, but I also have a twisted sense of humor. Also, yes, I am from Texas.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2579 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
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12/20/04 Updated: 12/29/04


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