Summary: In this outrageously funny comedy Voldemort is checked into a rehab center, his muggle killing habit is out of control. . . friends are worried. . . Harry is at Hogwarts once more, and is trying out his luck with wooing Hogwart's eligible ladies. Harry is particularly interested in a Ravenclaw cheerleader (which Hogwarts confidently added this year). No sugar highs, I promise. All the characters are sober, although I think Snape did eat some Chinese food, so we'll see how that works out (I swear that stuff is toxic). In my unbiased opinion this fan fic is the greatest thing since sliced bread, what more do you need to know?