Penname: Artimus Moneytrouser [Contact]
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Artimus P. Moneytrouser - son to Atticus Q. Moneytrouser founder of Moneytrouser Incorporated (the prestigeous company that attacks goths through clothing) lived an easy life abusing his slaves and women wenches till the age of 60 when he realized he wanted to be imortalized in history, so he hired J.B. Rowling to write a series of exciting teen novels to shake the worlds foundation and possibly scare it through literature! Having hired J.B., his pirated novels became a sucess and he took all credit from J.B. throwing her out onto the streets to be eaten away by the badgerous carnivog (a cross between a badger and hog, the animal that inspired the less popular Gruggly Crunch house in the Harry Potter series) Artimus plans on filing lawsuits on J.K. Rowling for stealing the ideas he stole from J.B. He plans on dying at the age of 54 because anyone past that age becomes obsessed with cats.
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Summary: This story occurs many years after Harry has graduated from Hogwarts, and his daughter arrives for her first year. Needless to say, things don't go as well for her as they did for her dad.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1708 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/08/04 Updated: 12/08/04

Summary: Yet again, a revealing look inside the true story of what went on in your beloved Harry Potter books.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 985 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/30/04 Updated: 11/30/04

Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 626 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/28/04 Updated: 11/28/04

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