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Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 17 Reviews
Summary: A discourse on sexual differences between the houses - as propounded by one Severus Snape. Will not amuse Dunderheads, naturally.

Letter from Exile One Merciful Morning by Textualsphinx

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 23 Reviews
Summary: Oh how can I lure you to Read and Review?
When this was first penned all its clichés were new.
There’s angst laced with humour and tender enchantment,
The grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement.
And who could object to Snape’s wholesale redemption,
Or thoughts about sex – sufficient temptation?


Sorting Songs, a History (with Two Examples) by Textualsphinx

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 17 Reviews
Summary: Who really writes the Sorting Songs? A literary history of magical song-writing with not one but two authentic examples from recent decades. They rhyme and they scan.

To Sever the Lining from a Cloud by Textualsphinx

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 57 Reviews Past Featured Story
Summary: This tale of the teacher whom everyone loathes,
Accounts for his anger and elegant clothes.
It dripped through my mind when, too scantily cloaked,
I got caught in a rainstorm and throughly soaked.

WARNING: Despite the glints of humour, you will need a handkerchief.