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Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: A discourse on sexual differences between the houses - as propounded by one Severus Snape. Will not amuse Dunderheads, naturally.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 5855 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/27/06 Updated: 12/05/06

Summary: Oh how can I lure you to Read and Review?
When this was first penned all its clichés were new.
There’s angst laced with humour and tender enchantment,
The grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement.
And who could object to Snape’s wholesale redemption,
Or thoughts about sex – sufficient temptation?


Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 12987 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
07/31/06 Updated: 08/19/06

Summary: Who really writes the Sorting Songs? A literary history of magical song-writing with not one but two authentic examples from recent decades. They rhyme and they scan.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1429 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04

Summary: Past Featured StoryThis tale of the teacher whom everyone loathes,
Accounts for his anger and elegant clothes.
It dripped through my mind when, too scantily cloaked,
I got caught in a rainstorm and throughly soaked.

WARNING: Despite the glints of humour, you will need a handkerchief.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5092 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04

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