Penname: The Savant [Contact]
Real name: Giuseppe "Joe" di Martino
Member Since: 11/11/04
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I was born a poor black child--
Whoops, obscure movie reference.
I was born a poor Roman Catholic in a small town in Campagnia. I still have a bit of Italian in me. I came to America when I was threeish. For a while I had a bit of autism or ADD- forget which one it was, perhaps a combination of both- but I overcame that and I like to think of myself as clever and witty. Of course, others may have more valid opinions upon analysis. I'm currently sixteen years old, a sophomore at Brooklyn Tech High School.
I love to write humorous fanfiction. Comedy will always be a part of me. It flows through me and from me, like clockwork. And that burrito I just had. (Just kidding. It was a normal taco.) Though my pockets are shallower than a porn star in a bucket of air, my imagination punches through puny limits like Mr. T does foolishness.
However, when I'm serious, I'm very serious, and don't mistake my affinity for comedy to lend itself to being slow to anger. I love sushi, Seanbaby.com, and anything that's cool. I hate Bush, feminism, chauvinism, and Oprah.
Well, that's all I've got to say, really. Oh wait, I should warn you that I have a writing style that uses commas A LOT. And if anyone's interested in donating to the Make Me Rich Fund, do so.
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Stories by The Savant

Magorian by The Savant
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 131]

Summary: Lowbrow. High-concept. Medium rare. Magorian's back, and he's here to stay! A/N: All right, who stole all my exclamation points!?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 54434 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/13/04 Updated: 03/06/06


Croaker by The Savant
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: A day in the life of Edmund Croaker, Unspeakable extraordinaire!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3283 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04


Quirrell by The Savant
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: What did Quirell do that infamous day in Book 1? My first story, please read and review.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3230 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 11/11/04


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