Summary: Enjoying the snow at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger runs into an unwanted visitor. But what he has to say may save her life--and his soul.
Due to disagreements with the moderators about how Draco is portrayed in this story, I will not be completing this story. I apologize.
Summary: When the Slytherin King is murdered, Neville Longbottom steps up to solve the case! But was the criminal Harry Potter, or someone more... feminine? Spoof on film noir.