I am 18, and I live in a cave. My day consists of hunting for crabs and swamp rats in the stream that runs through my cavern. I also enjoy igniting the methane gas deposits deep in the tunnels and reading Harry Potter by the light of the resulting explosion. I write fan fiction with a quill dipped in my blood. I then place the piece (written on home-made parchment from tree bark) on the leg of a captured bird and pray it carries it to civilized society, with the hope that an educated individual will find it and post it on an unofficial fan site.
Summary: Albus Potter is anxious for his first year of wizard schooling. As the year gets underway, however, he learns he has much more to worry about than making friends and passing exams. But when he looks evil in the face, he asks himself one question; how will he ever live up to the family name?