Penname: Northumbrian [Contact]
Real name: Neil
Member Since: 05/10/09
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Bio:
Sports Day has WON! the HP Fanfic Poll Awards (http://hpfanficfanpoll.livejournal.com/)
I'm only just an Englishman; from North of "the Wall," but South of "the border." The bit that most of England doesn't know is theirs.

I've been a fan for years, ever since I read book one, which is also when I suspected that Harry and Ginny would, eventually, be a couple. This was confirmed to me in the opening Chapters of CoS. I cannot read Dramione, Drinny, slash or, for that matter, any major non-canon pairing. If JKR says that's what happens, that's good enough for me. Why bother re-imagining?

I like action, rather than fluff, though I seem to write a lot of fluff.

I appear to be writing several stories. In fact, I’m only writing one. In chronological order (of events, not writing) my stories are:
Killers: 1940 & 1946 (COMPLETE)
Molly and her Daughter: 1990-1999 (in progress)
Nott, Father & Son: 1990-2002 (COMPLETE)
The Hufflepuff late 1996 (COMPLETE)
Vituperation July/August 1997 (COMPLETE)
Summer of '97: August 1997 (COMPLETE)
Locket: November 1997 (COMPLETE)
Fred and George's Busy Day: August 1997-May 1998 (COMPLETE)
The Pencil Portrait Problem (a Theodore Nott mystery): September-October 1997 (COMPLETE)
Tales of the Battle: May 1998 (COMPLETE)
Grave Days: May-September 1998 (COMPLETE)
The Badly Fitting Coat: June 1998 (COMPLETE)
Aurors and Schoolgirls: September 1998-June 1999 (Progressing)
What Luna Sees: December 1998 (COMPLETE)
Spontaneity: Sunday 28 March 1999 (COMPLETE)
The Mind of Arthur Weasley: Monday 29 March 1999 (COMPLETE)
Mistletoe Kisses: 31 December 1999 with flashbacks to 1995 (COMPLETE)
The Girl From DRaCoMC September 1999 (COMPLETE)
Players Rites September 1999 (COMPLETE)
Hunters and Prey: February-March 2000 (in progress)
Disharmony: June 2000 (COMPLETE)
Zionks: October 2000 (COMPLETE)
April Fool: April 2001 (COMPLETE)
Angelina: April 2001 (COMPLETE)
Endings and Beginnings: April-June 2001 (notes and jottings)
Swimsuit Quidditch: August 2001 (COMPLETE)
The Question: February 2002 (COMPLETE)
MIT: Muggle Liaison Team?: July 2002 (in progress)
The Professor and his Landlady: July 2002 (COMPLETE)
The Secret Diary of Hermione Granger: July 2002 (COMPLETE)
After Breakfast: 7 September 2002 (COMPLETE)
MIT: Haunted House: Dead: November 2002 (COMPLETE)
Epithalamium Spring 2003 (In Progress)
MIT: Hampstead Heath Corpse August 2003 (COMPLETE)
It takes Two: February 2004 (COMPLETE)
E.C.C.E.N.T.R.I.C. April 2004 (COMPLETE)
Unspeakable: 2004 (COMPLETE) (co-written with C A Campbell)
First Sight: October 2004 (COMPLETE)
Bare: October 2004 (COMPLETE)
Exsanguination A vampire story: September-November 2004 (notes and jottings)
Conceptions: February 2005 (COMPLETE)
Conversations: March 2005 (COMPLETE)
Moon: March 2005 (COMPLETE)
Brown: April 2005 (COMPLETE)
Yggdrasil: June 2006 (COMPLETE)
Sleepless Night: December 2006 (COMPLETE)
Beard Hunters: December 2007 (COMPLETE)
Dennis: February 2008 (COMPLETE)
Ginny’s Rival: March 2008 (COMPLETE)
Strangers at Drakeshaugh: September/October 2009 (in progress)
Sports DayJune 2010 (in progress)
The Drakeshaugh Dragon: August 2010 (COMPLETE)
Moons: July 2010 (COMPLETE)
Xmas Daze: December 2011
Owl Post: July 2016 (COMPLETE)
Zygosis: August 2026 (COMPLETE)
James and Me: August 2027 (COMPLETE)
Centuries: 2080-2081 (COMPLETE)
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Stories by Northumbrian

Zygosis by Northumbrian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary:
Zygosis: the biological process of conjugation; the union of cells or gametes.

Life exists to procreate, to recreating itself, being created by many different methods. Because of that urge to create new life, Auror Albus Potter finds himself in trouble.

This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw writing for Round Two (Minor Characters: Harry Potter’s birthday) of the 2012 Madam Pomfrey’s One-Shot Character Triathlon.


Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 3454 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/31/12 Updated: 07/31/12


Yggdrasil by Northumbrian
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary:
Luna attends the International Symposium on Fantastic Beasts in Sweden. She is looking for proof of the existence of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack. What she finds is something else entirely.

This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw writing for Round Two (Travel Prompt) of the 2012 Madam Pomfrey’s One-Shot Character Triathlon.


Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2943 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/30/12 Updated: 07/30/12


Nott: Father and Son by Northumbrian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary:
Theodore Nott, the other Slytherin. Who is this mysterious person who remains in the background. Who are his friends? Whose side is he on? Does anyone know? Does he know?

This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw writing for Round Two (Minor Characters) of the 2012 Madam Pomfrey’s One-Shot Character Triathlon.


Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 5606 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/29/12 Updated: 07/29/12


Conversations by Northumbrian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: Ron and Hermione have some news.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2281 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/15/12 Updated: 07/15/12


Locket by Northumbrian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Ron runs away, and runs into a spot of bother.
This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw writing for Round One of the 2012 Character Triathlon.


Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Violence

Word count: 2688 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/28/12 Updated: 06/28/12


Brown by Northumbrian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Lavender Brown is not the easiest of people to get along with. Mark has managed to overcome the first hurdle, she has finally agreed that they are going out together. Now Mark faces another challenge.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 12287 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/23/12 Updated: 06/14/12


Moons by Northumbrian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 32]

Summary:
July 2010 and a young married couple are out for a relaxing and romantic day. An afternoon at the theatre, followed by a meal to bring back memories. It should be a fairytale day. Unfortunately, it is.

This is a sequel to Moon and is another story featuring Mark Moon (Best Original Character - Quicksilver Quills 2010). A lady named Lavender appears too.


Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Violence

Word count: 12941 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/03/11 Updated: 05/06/12


Haunted House: Dead by Northumbrian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary:
A haunted house that isn’t haunted, a Muggle fortune teller who can’t actually tell fortunes and the legend of the Cursed Green Pearl! What happens when “the nation’s favourite television ghost-hunters” stumble onto something really magical? What (apart from a mysterious chest, a broken red stiletto and a corpse) lies within the topmost room of the Haunted Tower?

It’s time for the Auror Office’s Muggle Interface Team - Brown, Bones and Beadle - to investigate.

This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw house writing for the 2011 Mysterious May Challenge in the Great Hall - Extra Credit Prompt

This is one of four mystery stories I wrote for the Challenge. Until now I’ve resisted editing this story as to do so will (I believe) mean that it can’t be judged as part of the challenge (editing after the closing date is cheating). I can’t wait any longer.


Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 19015 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/10/11 Updated: 05/06/12


The Badly Fitting Coat by Northumbrian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Two letters from Gringotts send Harry, Ginny and Ron on a mission to discover the truth behind the why the Blacks were a "Noble and Most Ancient House".

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 10927 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/07/12 Updated: 03/23/12


Vituperation by Northumbrian
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary:
Villains? Voldemort's virulent verbiage preaches vigorous vendetta against those inferior. Are these two M's merely victims, or are they venal violators of the innocent. Is violence in vain?

Marcus and Millicent make their mark on Muggles, and each other.

My final Cotillion tale.


Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Self Injury, Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Violence

Word count: 3408 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/26/12 Updated: 02/29/12


Dennis by Northumbrian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Keeping secrets from your girlfriend can cause all sorts of problems. Revealing those secrets will never be easy.

Another story for the Great Hall Cotillion.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3279 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/20/12 Updated: 02/23/12


April Fool by Northumbrian
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: George's birthday is never truly happy. Will this year be any different?

Great Hall Cotillion story No.3 from Northumbrian

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Strong Profanity

Word count: 4929 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/12/12 Updated: 02/12/12


Summary: Neville and Hannah make several life-changing decisions. Luna helps, too.

This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw writing for the Great Hall Cotillion

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3991 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/05/12 Updated: 02/11/12


Conceptions by Northumbrian
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: It's the 14th of February. Ron isn't stupid, he knows what that day is. But why is Hermione distracted, and what does Malfoy have to do with it?

This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw writing for the Great Hall Cotillion which is a type of dance - who says writing fanfiction isn't educational.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3870 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/17/12 Updated: 01/27/12


Summary: Yuletide: ‘tis the season to be jolly! Unfortunately, for four and two-thirds Potters, jolliness is in short supply. Perhaps it is the season of:
Monkeys; fish and chip suppers; shopping in Knockturn Alley; a werewolf wearing glitter lipstick; a Moon in an eccentric orbit; Dung; snow; and a jolly fat man with a white beard.
Hopefully everything will work out.
Consumer Warning: Like many Christmas gifts, this may contain nuts/nut traces.
No Father Christmases were harmed during the writing of this story.

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 14868 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/11 Updated: 01/01/12


What Luna Sees by Northumbrian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: Does Ginny have a serious rival?
Who is the most fancied bloke in the DA?
What Lunacies happen at Christmas?
This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw House realising that this long planned story scrapes into prompt 3 (Operation Mistletoe) of the Great Hall-iday challenge, and that my story title is an even worse pun than the challenge title.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8143 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/11 Updated: 12/08/11


The Drakeshaugh Dragon by Northumbrian
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 23]

Summary:
Al Potter is a brave and world famous Auror, but sometimes, he still needs help from his dad. Especially when faced with his brother, and a dragon.

Nominated for: Best Next Generation (Chaptered) story - Quicksilver Quills 2012


Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 10342 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/07/11 Updated: 11/02/11


Owl Post by Northumbrian
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: Some letters are mundane: generic form letters which arrive with monotonous regularity. Other letters are life changing.
Some letters can be both.

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2443 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/06/11 Updated: 10/12/11


Centuries by Northumbrian
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary:
Harry and Ginny reach their centuries. Life after one hundred years in ten one-hundred word scenes.

Nominated for: Best Canon Romance (One-shot) story - Quicksilver Quills 2012


Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 1089 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/03/11 Updated: 10/06/11


The Question (Again) by Northumbrian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Harry is on his way to ask Ginny a question. No - not a question the question. How hard can it be?

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3660 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/20/11 Updated: 09/23/11


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