Penname: Goodbye_Earl [Contact]
Real name: Charlotte
Member Since: 09/02/08
Status: Member

My nameís Charlotte and I love the following things: Harry Potter, chocolate (Milka, Galaxy, Cadbury...), curry, red grapes, reading, listening to the radio, sunny days, Doctor Who, Monty Python, Blackadder, cheesy BBC Saturday night family dramas (Merlin, Robin Hood...), lemons, rollercoasters, having strange dreams, Britainís Got Talent auditions, the Lord of the Rings films, sleeping, The Script, Vampire Weekend, Forget-me-nots, Anastasia (the film), Nutella ice cream...

Hereís a cool saying I saw on a coaster which I think is pretty awesome: You get better as you get older unless you are a banana.

Right Ė my fics. At the minute I only have my poem NOT An Essay On The Life And Achievements Of Harry Potter, written from Lily jnrís POV, but Iím currently writing a mystery (sort of) series about a girl called Ricky Sage and a story written from Andromedaís POV (which now has a plot!) I'm also roughing out a furture-generation story atm, but I think I've created too many characters to keep track of!

So take a look, and leave me a review if you want xxx
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Stories by Goodbye_Earl


Lily Luna Potter is given History of Magic homework to write about the life and achievements of one Harry Potter, and (being the abnormal weirdo that she is) she decides to write it in verse. Sadly, Lily is labouring under the delusion that she is a talented poet, even though her rhyming is almost as good as her mother’s (as exhibited in CoS)…

Well this is what she wrote! Professor Binns won’t know what’s hit him...

A millon billion trillion Thank Yous to lunirina, who saved this from the horrific state it was in!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1781 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
10/20/08 Updated: 10/27/08

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