3rd-5th Years •
Even our favourite bunch of Slytherins were adolescents once. Now we get to laugh at the expense of Draco, Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle, and all the others!
1st-2nd Years •
Gilderoy Lockhart is five years out of school and still a nobody. He's so worthless that even his best friend, who rules the press, can't seem to make a story out of him. A despicable idea comes to mind, one that he's been resisting... but it's foolproof, and he's starved for attention. She wants a story? He'll give her the story of a lifetime. [Light humour, Lockhart/Rita]
6th-7th Years •
Millicent Bulstrode has never felt wanted. Vincent Crabbe has never felt powerful. Perhaps at a party of Draco's, a different sort of magic will grant their wishes. (between HBP and DH)