My name is Chris.
I'm a vegetarian, environmentalist, and novelist.
Sadie Murray is being slowly completed.
Excuse life for debunking my haste.
Summary: A parody of "A Christmas Song", sung by Peter Pettigrew from the Malfoy Manor.
Summary: A parody of "Santa Claus, Go Straight To The Ghetto" by James Brown. The Weasleys need Christmas too.
Summary: Sadie Murray is your typical American girl, stuck in the middle of her family. Sadie has an older sister who is popular, talented at everything she does, and lavishes in the respect she garners. Sadie's younger sister is pretty, adorable, cute, and uses these characteristics to cover up the fact that she's a nasty little brat. But Sadie's luck just might change when she receives a letter saying she has been accepted to The Salem Institute of Magical Learning.
Summary: There are far too many things on Professor Septima Vector's mind. Most of them are numbers. But there are also worries: worries about the recent events after last year, when the Chamber of Secrets was opened, worries of imminent danger around any given corner, putting Professor Vector's nerves on end, and of course, worries of embarrassing herself.
This is star_sailor of Ravenclaw's entry for The Summer Challenge: Educational Decree.
Summary: The Order gathers at Shell Cottage for dinner on Christmas Eve of 1997, in the midst of the Second Wizarding War.
This is star_sailor of Ravenclaw's entry for The Winter Tales Challenge: Here We Come A-Wassailing. This entry also won second place!!
Summary: A parody of All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey, sung by Lord Voldemort.