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Hi evertone, I'm the Weied Muggle! By the way, I made the word 'Weied' up, hee hee. Anyway, here is my bio:

Age: 13(just enough!)

Gender:Male(not gay)

Favourite Food: Pasta

Favourite HP character: Voldemort and his death eaters. Yes, I have a strange urge to write stories about them. I also like Dumbledore and Luna Lovegood, because they both are off their rocker

Hobbies: Visiting Fanfiction, playing on my computer

Well that's about it. Read my stories please, and review!
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I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Reviewer: The_Weied_Muggle Signed
Date: 08/07/07 Title: Chapter 8: I can see clearly now (sort of)

Hahahaha! Draco and Harry dating is HILARIOUS!!!

 

Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Reviewer: The_Weied_Muggle Signed
Date: 08/01/07 Title: Chapter 9: Epilogue - A success story/About the Author

lolz lolz lolz lolz lolz! I just wish there were more chapters!

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: The_Weied_Muggle Signed
Date: 08/13/07 Title: None

the Yo Mama jokes are damn funny! HAHAHAHA

 

Sequel Of Suggestion! by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 325]

Summary: It's baaaaaack...........


As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?


Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
*~*~*~*


Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14453 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/06 Updated: 09/09/07


Reviewer: The_Weied_Muggle Signed
Date: 07/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: In Trouble Already, And It’s Only The First Chapter

YOUR STORIES ARE AWESOME MAN KEEP WRITING!!!!!!

Author's Response: Thankee! ALL CAPS MEANS YOU\'RE EXCITED, RIGHT?

 

Summary: Post-HBP, a lot of developments have begun to take place. While Harry is preparing himself for the big battle, You-Know-Who and his two-minded servant are too....So you have him bursting in the scene everywhere - in the wedding, in Mundungus' den, in Godric's and even in JKR's mansion...



For is a crazy universe where the real and literary worlds coexist - and the only person who hasn't read book 6 is none other than - Lord Voldemort!



Warning: severe OOCness



And what do readers say about it?



"HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I love stories about Voldemort, and this one definitely does him justice. You have a wonderful sense of humour..."



Schmerg_the_Impaler, reknowned author of "The Dark Lord's Blog"



Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 4...The Last Leg…(the second last chapter) is waiting in line!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 13969 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Reviewer: The_Weied_Muggle Signed
Date: 07/26/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem...Part 3...Antidotes and Other Plans...

lol this is funny

Author's Response: thank you!

 

Caffeini Zabini! by MissDramatic
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Blaise wants to be a superhero. Hermione doesn't think he can do it. Will he prove her wrong, or is he just another wizard in spandex and sunglasses? Note: I wrote this a few years ago so a couple minor things may lean slightly AU, nothing plot significant though.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2508 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/02/07 Updated: 05/03/07


Reviewer: The_Weied_Muggle Signed
Date: 07/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

Blaise being a superhero is a nice idea. LOLZ

Author's Response: Haha thanks! I like to think that Slytherins and not just Gryffindors have it in them.

Author's Response: Haha thanks! I like to think that Slytherins and not just Gryffindors have it in them.

 

Imperius Lust by L Morgan
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 78]

Summary: What happens when the Imperius Curse is abused?


Draco Malfoy is having second (and third) thoughts about being a Death Eater. His father tries to help him along, however improper use of the Imperius Curse can turn out very wrong. Malfoy’s emotions, desires and orders become very mixed and he flees to the only place he can be safe. He takes refuge in the most unlikely person and the outcome is scandalously attractive.


D/HR, with very slight R/HR. PRE DH.

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Book 7 Disregarded, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations

Word count: 14108 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
06/11/07 Updated: 08/03/07


Reviewer: The_Weied_Muggle Signed
Date: 07/25/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five

The plot thickens! Keep up the good work!

 

Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.


Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!


Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.


DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.


Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!

Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...


Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 45143 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/18/07 Updated: 10/03/07


Reviewer: The_Weied_Muggle Signed
Date: 08/12/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: In Which Tyrone Thomas Does Not Have One of His Better Days

SCMERGO YOU ARE THE BEST EVER WOO HOO

Author's Response: THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH! YIPPEE!

 
Reviewer: The_Weied_Muggle Signed
Date: 08/19/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: In Which Christmas Isn't Really All That Jolly

Schmergo you are my favourite author and you should be in the top ten. Seriously. YAHOO YOUR STORIES ROCK!

Author's Response: Oh, you made my day! Thanks so much!

 
Reviewer: The_Weied_Muggle Signed
Date: 08/19/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: In Which Christmas Isn't Really All That Jolly

Schmergo you are my favourite author and you should be in the top ten. Seriously. YAHOO YOUR STORIES ROCK!

Author's Response: Double posts happen to the best of us... also me.

 
Reviewer: The_Weied_Muggle Signed
Date: 08/04/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: In Which Tyrone Thomas Does Not Have One of His Better Days

Woo hoo! This is like a real Harry Potter book! Add more chapters quickly!

Author's Response: Eeee! Thanks very much! Yes, as soon as I get an email telling me a new chapter\'s up, I send in the next chapter, so there shouldn\'t be much of a wait. I think you\'ll like the next chapter.

 

Miss Myrtle by Indigoenigma
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 42]

Summary: Moaning Myrtle has been spying on students again!
This time, it just so happens to be Sirius Black. He's alone and in the Prefects' Bathroom. Does it get any better?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1273 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/24/07 Updated: 07/25/07


Reviewer: The_Weied_Muggle Signed
Date: 07/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: Spying

lol this is funny! Are you going to do a second chapter?

Author's Response: I\'m not sure.....should I?

Thanks for reviewing!! Reviews make me happy! :D

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