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A Flash of Scarlet by Vindictus Viridian
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: This is a retelling of Harry's second Quidditch game from a very different point of view.


The manoeuvre that had sent this broom a few feet to the left would have put his old one into a wild loop -- in gaining manageability, Cleansweep had lost all the pepper. That loop would have made him hard to hit and given him a good view of the whole field. Knowing he couldn't do it now made him feel horribly vulnerable out here, and he doubted again whether he shouldn't have stayed in the stands -- or, better yet, indoors.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 846 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/19/05 Updated: 10/19/05


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: -----

great story. I loved seeing the match from Snape's perspective and his views on the game and his own background with the game :P

 

Not Another Mary Sue Fic! by Air Elemental
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 102]

Summary: A Mary Sue Parody fic! Infinity Babe has moved from New York to Hogwarts with her 'oh-so-evil' parents. Can Harry and the gang stop her from warping canon? Not to be taken seriously. Rated PG-13 for a reason. Scriptfic.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 4686 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/06 Updated: 11/06/07


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Act One

very funny ithought this was gonna be bad but ur a gr8 comedy writer cant wait to read the rest also the play style looks offputting for 5 secs but the narrator just adds to the comedy excellent lol

 
Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/24/07 Title: Chapter 2: Act Two

excellent this is the funniest fic ive eva read so far ive only been here a wek lol oh well

 
Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/24/07 Title: Chapter 3: Act Three

this is the best mary sue ever. ur so funny and i just love these little phrases by random characters aka sirius
pls hurry yup and write more
joe

 

The Art of the Quill by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 118]

Summary: *One shot* It is Lily and James's fifth year, and they have to endure many extremely dull classes. To pass the time, they swap notes. This is a collection of most of those notes ... and the madness that inevitably ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2218 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/06 Updated: 01/04/06


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Art of the Quill

wicked i love it are there any more like this one??

Author's Response: There aren\'t any more exactly like this one, but there are still more! Take a look ...

 

Sirius: The Black Knight by Pussycat123
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 378]

Summary: Sirius was killed by Bellatrix. When he lands headlong at his dead best friend’s feet, he is a little perplexed. All is soon explained, however. He has reached Heaven, and James is here to welcome him. Before he can begin to get used to life in Heaven, he must first “watch his life” on the large screen in front of him, because it will help him understand things better. And so, that’s what he does. From the very beginning, to the very end. You too, can follow him through the ups and downs. Follow him through the highs and the lows. Follow him through the laughter, the pain, and the romance. Follow him through the story of his life. This fic is a tribute to Sirius Black. It is not all marauder-era, although a bulk of it is, and that is why it’s in this category.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death

Word count: 60481 Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/31/06 Updated: 03/02/07


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 3: Children Are The Future

great story i love it. however, in the first few chapters you said when sirius was two, andromeda was 3 and narcissa 5 or 6 and bellatrix 8. then when sirius was in first year, you said andromeda was in sixth year and bella and cissa had left. WRONG. oh well one thing doesnt matter i love your writng!!!

Author's Response: I know, I know, believe me. I realised my mistake, and I\'m correcting it soon, don\'t worry. I\'m glad you enjoyed it despite that, and that you like my writing, so thanks vey much, and for reviewing, too, I appreciate it! =D

 
Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 21: The Beginning

loved it all, wkd

Author's Response: Ta very much. Also, you\'re reviewer #300! Wooooooo! Have some cyber cookies, and also ... hmm, I think 300 Padfoot Points would be appropriate. If that last comment confused you, and you\'d like to know what Padfoot Points are, I would read my fic, The Things I Do For L.O.V.E ... that will explain it!

 

Bedtime by Vindictus Viridian
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe Malfoys are entertaining, and it is time for little Draco to go to bed. He, of course, can think of better things to do than sleep.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1703 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/06 Updated: 03/08/06


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Story

this was very different from anything else i've read but i liked it and it worked and flowed well. i also liked the pov you were coming from and to me it seemed to give the story a real and sinister effect, even over something like a bedtime story, ok its to malfoy fair enough. lol its gudgud

 

A Hogwarts Survival Guide by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 90]

Summary: During her fifth year, Lily Evans decides to write a guide to life at Hogwarts, and how to survive it. She covers all aspects of life, and gives helpful advice on how to deal with certain scenarios. For example, would you know what to do if you realised there was a kleptomaniac in your Dorm? What if you lost your beloved teddy bear, Mr Muffles? And do you know how to push, without any force? Read on, and find out the best way of living and surviving at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2512 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/23/06 Updated: 05/25/06


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Hogwarts Survival Guide

brilliant man i love all ur stories


Author's Response: Thanks, I\'m glad!

 

Mistakes by Pearle
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 121]

Summary: St Mungo’s is a very busy place. And mistakes do happen. Try explaining that to Severus and Hermione.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1546 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/02/06 Updated: 06/04/06


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Mistakes

brilliant very amusing but hermiones changed a little lol

 

A Fair to Remember by Therinian
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 44]

Summary:
Before going to a Muggle fair, Mr. Weasley tells his family, Harry, and Hermione: “Don’t attract attention to yourselves, do not use your wand for any reason, and lastly, don’t let anyone know you’re not a Muggle!”

The group tries to abide by these simple rules, but things don’t always go according to plan...



NOTE: This story takes place during the summer after the Trio's 6th Year and consists of 12 chapters.

***THANK YOU FOR YOUR REVIEWS.*** :)


Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 19709 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/22/06 Updated: 11/19/06


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/22/07 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

bit boring, patchy, very inconsistent, pls dont write anymore


Author's Response: Wow. What a well-thought out review. Nice.

 

Summary: The Harry Potter Literary Storm has caused quite the sensation around the world, JK Rowling’s magnificent series of books touching the hearts of people of all ages. But what if Harry Potter was never written by JK Rowling in the first place? What if another genius was behind it?

Many thanks to the fantastic people who nominated this story for the Quicksilver Quills: Best Humour Fiction award. I'm truly flattered.

Chapter Seven, Part Five is now up - yes, that is the final chapter!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 37366 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/10/06 Updated: 01/05/07


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: Little Baby Potter and the Hut Out at Sea

brilliant. so original and very funny.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:P

 

"It Unscrews The Other Way" by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 112]

Summary: The line that probably best describes the legacy that the Weasley twins left behind after their Great Escape, during Umbridge’s brief rein at Hogwarts. Their legend lasted years afterwards ... but eventually, the only permanent physical reminder was the roped off corner of one corridor, containing a small part of swamp. The mystery of its origins is merely smiled at reminiscently by teachers, and the students can do nothing but spread rumours of how it came to be. When little Janey Weasley starts life at Hogwarts, the mystery is still unsolved. On a whim, and desperate for recognition, she writes home to her father, asking how it came to be. When Ron replies with the true story, a chain of events begins that might just be the making of the next true Hogwarts mischief legend ...

**One-Shot, Post Hogwarts** Now available as AudioFiction Episode #95!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 3302 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/06 Updated: 12/08/06


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: "It Unscrews The Other Way"

I am a judge actually for the Crown Courts. So ha!
*(whispers) don't tell her I'm only 14*

Author's Response: =D

 
Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: "It Unscrews The Other Way"

love janey weasley and im gonna read all the sequels now. this could be one of the best MNFF new characters eva if u play ur cards right. good luck

Author's Response: *raises eyebrow* If I play my cards right? What are you, some kind of judge? Nah, I\'m kidding with you, I know what you mean. Good luck with the sequels, I\'m looking forward to hearing what you think!

 

Summary: Sequel to “It Unscrews The Other Way”

Due to popular demand, our favourite imaginary Weasley is back, this time coming to the end of her first year at Hogwarts. She is now an established trouble-maker, but there is always that issue of grades vs. good times. With various relatives (well, her favourite uncles) telling her one thing, and other relatives (well, her mother) telling her another, anyone would be at a loss as what to do ...



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2113 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/17/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Trouble With Exams – A Janey Weasley One-Shot

again gr8 bur i preffered it in story mode rather than letters lol. but u know (who) a bit of mix n match cant hurt hey


Author's Response: Fair enough - I was trying out lots of different methods, purely so I could see which worked better, and which didn\'t (although I have some liking the letter format, some not, so my experiment can hardly be called conclusive ...). Anyway, all my others are in story mode, don\'t worry.

 

Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

brilliant. That was pure entertainment guys i laughed so much

'Rodolphus did a spectacular little pirouette in midair and hammered the bludger that Fenrir had bitten over toward the goal hoops, trying to knock Ron Weasley away.

But the Bludger didn't attack Ron's shoulder like it should have. Instead, it simply hovered in midair and... licked his arm?

"Oh, Gladys mother of Merlin!" swore Voldemort. "When Greyback bit the bludger, he passed on some of his more idiosyncratic traits. That's not possible... unless the bludger was tampered with...

Rodolphus sighed. "Bella, what did you do?"

Bellatrix smiled slowly. "Tee," she said. "Heeteeheesnortysnortchucklygigglesnort."

"I was afraid of that," replied Rodolphus. '

wow that was the best side splitting fanfictionaction iveevereverever come across. so many random twists and turns. BRILLIANT

Author's Response: I\'m happy and surprised that you liked this so much! Honestly, it\'s bizarre! My co-authors will probably kill me for slapping their names on this. I came up with the crazy little bit that you quoted there, but don[\'t blame me for it!-- Schmerg_The_Impaler.

 

Summary: Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5213 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/26/07 Title: Chapter 5: Well, Tomorrow Came

brilliant. Loved the idea of the game, but who won?????
=P

Author's Response: Thank you. I never was really planning to have anyone win, they were all really just playing for fun.

 

Everybody Loves Janey Weasley by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: Third one-shot in the Janey Weasley series.

We skip ahead to her fifth year, although this particular saga is told through the eyes of ordinary, Quidditch Captain, Hufflepuff boy, Frankie, as he realises that even though everybody loves Janey Weasley ... he might just love her a little bit more. What’s a young, Hufflepuff Quidditch Captain to do? Ask the people close to her for advice? Ask his team mates for advice? Do something bold and daring for the first time in his life? ALL of the above? I guess you’ll have to read and find out, won’t you?



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 3928 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/13/07 Updated: 02/21/07


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Everybody Loves Janey Weasley

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i like

Author's Response: Uh .... that many m\'s, huh? What ... what exactly did that mean? Was it a good mmmm? Hope so.

 

Trees But Not Forests by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 79]

Summary: One hot summers day, all is unusually peaceful for the Marauders, as they laze about in the Grounds. Of course, they can’t possibly stand for that sort of thing, so James decides to begin a word game with his friends that ends up with Lily being kissed, Sirius running for his life, and Dumbledore remembering his youthful days ... it could only happen to the Marauders!

Now available as AudioFiction Episode #100!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1641 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/21/07 Updated: 02/28/07


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Trees But Not Forests

its nice (poor borat impression). this ones really good and i liked the idea of the word game. i didnt get it until evans said but lupin got it very quick, too quick. hey its ur story


Author's Response: Well, some people are just better at guessing that sort of thing - it doesn\'t make them more intelligent, it just happens that way. My Dad got it really quick, and it was he who had to explain it to me. Thanks for all your reviews!

 

Being Janey Weasley by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 53]

Summary: Fourth in the Janey Weasley series – oh no, it’s not over yet!

I’m Janey Weasley, and this little one shot is from MY perspective – lucky you! I’m nearing my twenty-first birthday, and there’s lots going on. Job interviews, family gatherings, along with lots of other matters of interest. Read on, and you’ll find out exactly what’s been going on since the last look in you got on my life! It’ll be amusing for you, I’m sure – it always is when you’ve a loopy family, barmy friends and boyfriend and ... well, mostly just the bit about having a loopy family. Welcome to my world!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 3630 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/07 Updated: 03/14/07


Reviewer: potterscouse Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Being Janey Weasley

very funny cant wait 2 read the next one
ur deffo my favourite author at the mo (pardon the pun on annie lol)

Author's Response: =D Wow, thanks, that\'s such a nice thing to say - I\'m glad you like my fics. I notice that your name has \"scouse\" in it. Are you from Liverpool? Do you have a traditional Liverpool accent? Because if you do ... I love it. I have no accent. Sometimes I get a bit midlands-y and drop a vowel, or say something regional like \"Ey up!\" but mostly I have a boring and not-at-all-cool-and-accenty voice. But I\'m glad you like my fics!

 
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